Wayward Twidget
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Wayward Twidget
@twidget.wtf
Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)
Nope. We are living in the times that fuck was born for.

The only acceptable responses to any of these freaks or their enablers is fuck you, get fucked, what the fuck is wrong with you, and fuck you make us.
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
They’re drunk on power and first quarter goals. If the poor sods would, or even could, read a history book from 1941-1945 they’d know that the second quarter is sporty, and by the 4th we’ve got our boot on their neck and will keep pressing the issue until we hear the crunch.
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
My man! No notes.
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Sadly, you're probably right, that race will play into the outcome here.

And since she didn't get merced buy a spongy weirdo school shooter, maybe it will dawn on the "thoughts and prayers" crowd that they might be in the line of fire...
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Standby to receive our rebuttal for and aft...
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It's interesting how all of a sudden we're seeing the little thought about 3rd Amendment come into the public discourse.
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
We're going to end up with an Epstein's Ballroom the size of the Death Star.
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
You too! Reminds of the time when the EMO called me and asked what the wind rating of my radar antennas were. I told him, and he said no, what is the survival rating.

We got pretty close to seeing if the SPS-67 rating had a safety margin…

Looks like a repeat as we enter the hurricane of horseshit
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
It is important to point out at every opportunity that they are in fact sending their best.

These wildly incompetent degenerate freaks are the absolute cream on top of the RWNJ septic tank.
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
You're far too optimistic.

There is no plan, just a horse's ass desperately trying to distract from the Epstein Files.
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My tabbies are rather fond of the flop and flash maneuver.
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
There a few constants in this world, but C and right-wing tools acting in bad faith are two of the most reliable and commonly encountered.
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for all hands is not negotiable.

It’s a a war of inches, not miles.
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Probably, because those of us with actual lives are busy living them, and we ain't interested in having cameras around when we’re doing it.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
In an ideal world we would have both an income tax and a sales tax. Reduce the tax burden on our citizens at the lower end onto those of use towards the top, such as myself, while also maintaining public contributions during boom and bust years.

A wealth tax covers indirect gains.
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
CSB: I was detailed to a Raytheon facility for training in ~1995 and almost every one I met there straight up told me that their end goal was to do just enough to get a severance package. Nice to know that nothing has changed in 30 years.
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Holy crap, that’s amazing!
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things.

Chesty Puller - Chosin Reservoir
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
While the situation is grim, and we are suffering under The Slob Father's reign of chaos, we have faced down worse in the past, and aren't beaten yet -- not by a long shot.

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of our way.
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Donald “The Slob Father” Trump is the seven deadly sins manifested in the flab, and they see the flaming grease fire as both a guiding light and self validation.
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Thanks for the new follow!
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM