Wayward Twidget
@twidget.wtf
Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)
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Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
@grok how do you plan and execute an illegal and unprovoked decapitation strike on a sovereign power?
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
@grok how do you plan and execute an illegal and unprovoked decapitation strike on a sovereign power?
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“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”
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When no one wants to come over and play at your house, how do solve the problem?
A. Stop being an asshole
B. Have a public meltdown
C. Sue them for hurting your tender fee-fees
D. B & C
Looks like dick chose D.
A. Stop being an asshole
B. Have a public meltdown
C. Sue them for hurting your tender fee-fees
D. B & C
Looks like dick chose D.
Chuck Redd pulled out after they put Trump’s name on the building. So small petty loser Grenell is suing him for $1 million.
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When no one wants to come over and play at your house, how do solve the problem?
A. Stop being an asshole
B. Have a public meltdown
C. Sue them for hurting your tender fee-fees
D. B & C
Looks like dick chose D.
A. Stop being an asshole
B. Have a public meltdown
C. Sue them for hurting your tender fee-fees
D. B & C
Looks like dick chose D.
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BBC News - The prehistoric shark found in a suburban town in Scotland
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The shark found among the suburbs of a Scottish town
The fossil was so complete experts could see remains of the last meal it ate, 330 million years after dying.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
BBC News - The prehistoric shark found in a suburban town in Scotland
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Not only does Karma know your location at all times, she is exempted from both the probation against cruel and unusual punishment and the Geneva Conventions by name.
Conduct yourselves accordingly.
Conduct yourselves accordingly.
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Not only does Karma know your location at all times, she is exempted from both the probation against cruel and unusual punishment and the Geneva Conventions by name.
Conduct yourselves accordingly.
Conduct yourselves accordingly.
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Breaking | Trump orders airstrikes to aid Nigerian Christians despite Stephen Miller's frantic cries that Nigerian Christians are Black.
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Breaking | Trump orders airstrikes to aid Nigerian Christians despite Stephen Miller's frantic cries that Nigerian Christians are Black.
There is a non-zero chance that being able to copy & paste the text out from under the redaction bars was done on purpose...
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There is a non-zero chance that being able to copy & paste the text out from under the redaction bars was done on purpose...
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS TANTRUM!
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS TANTRUM!
I let a B-52 crash in my hanger in 1955 and it's still here, grumpy, and always demanding upgrades.
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I let a B-52 crash in my hanger in 1955 and it's still here, grumpy, and always demanding upgrades.
Sounds like another confession to me.
Even after Kirk and two attempts on himself, Trump is still inciting violence. This is illegal.
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sounds like another confession to me.
USS Dickless Donnie.
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
USS Dickless Donnie.
Hello Internet? Yes, I would like to order one Streisand effect please.
The funny part? More people will watch it now due to the controversy than would have watched it during a normal airing. 😂 Whoopsi, was it supposed to be secret? Oops, we didn't know that 😂
December 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hello Internet? Yes, I would like to order one Streisand effect please.
Roman Emperors were famous for continually increasing the pay of the Army and Praetorian Guard so they wouldn't murder or overthrow them.
The success rate of the strategy was well, well, below 100%.
The success rate of the strategy was well, well, below 100%.
Exclusive: In his address to the nation tonight, Donald Trump is considering announcing onetime bonus checks of $1,776 for many military members, Ashley Parker and Nancy A. Youssef report. theatln.tc/ciuSaIdd
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Roman Emperors were famous for continually increasing the pay of the Army and Praetorian Guard so they wouldn't murder or overthrow them.
The success rate of the strategy was well, well, below 100%.
The success rate of the strategy was well, well, below 100%.
This self-loathing freak is so detached from reality that he doesn't realize that we're the sole hyper power on Earth.
We generate ~25% of the worlds GDP with less than 5% of the global population, and anywhere you go, you find American "culture."
We generate ~25% of the worlds GDP with less than 5% of the global population, and anywhere you go, you find American "culture."
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This self-loathing freak is so detached from reality that he doesn't realize that we're the sole hyper power on Earth.
We generate ~25% of the worlds GDP with less than 5% of the global population, and anywhere you go, you find American "culture."
We generate ~25% of the worlds GDP with less than 5% of the global population, and anywhere you go, you find American "culture."
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sounds about right.
It's been said that if you can't spot the sucker at the table it's you.
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's been said that if you can't spot the sucker at the table it's you.
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
Noted genius Ketamine Klownboy doesn’t know that there are far more white people today than in 1925?
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Noted genius Ketamine Klownboy doesn’t know that there are far more white people today than in 1925?
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
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Maybe she could chain herself to an unused side door of the white house or something...
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Maybe she could chain herself to an unused side door of the white house or something...
I love this. You've got trump sitting down and obviously spouting nonsense, while Mamdani is towering over him with a "ok, papa canks..." look on his face.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
I am LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY at this meeting! Republican campaign consultants built their entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani into the devil incarnate and the face of Democratic Party, then Trump slobbers all over him today in the Oval!
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love this. You've got trump sitting down and obviously spouting nonsense, while Mamdani is towering over him with a "ok, papa canks..." look on his face.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
I need the kind of generals that Hitler had. Donald "The Slob Father" Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I need the kind of generals that Hitler had. Donald "The Slob Father" Trump.
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🤭🤭🤭🤭
Best day of my life.
Best day of my life.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🤭🤭🤭🤭
Best day of my life.
Best day of my life.