Theory
@twigdruid.bsky.social
I talk about stuff, and sometimes I write porn
Late twenties • she/they
Late twenties • she/they
The worst part about writing is when your brain is faster than your hands and you forget it all by the time you catch up to it. This is day 1000 of wishing I was a technopath for exactly this reason
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The worst part about writing is when your brain is faster than your hands and you forget it all by the time you catch up to it. This is day 1000 of wishing I was a technopath for exactly this reason
tfw you're writing a smut series about Dottore and he keeps getting lore that you are actual 100s of hours away from getting to in game
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
tfw you're writing a smut series about Dottore and he keeps getting lore that you are actual 100s of hours away from getting to in game
nothing like listening to the life aquatic soundtrack while writing heinous smut
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
nothing like listening to the life aquatic soundtrack while writing heinous smut
“Strip him and tie him down”
Share the last line you wrote in your wip! #WritingPrompt
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“Strip him and tie him down”
I've rewritten this tiny part of a piece im working on rn like 3 times and its driving me crazy i havent even gotten to the smut yet
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I've rewritten this tiny part of a piece im working on rn like 3 times and its driving me crazy i havent even gotten to the smut yet
I am just one ball of ouchie today
a woman laying in bed with a lamp and a picture on the wall
ALT: a woman laying in bed with a lamp and a picture on the wall
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I am just one ball of ouchie today
Unironically glad that kdrama romance tropes have made it into western indie comic authors. Like girl they work together on a college group project and there’s some misunderstanding at the department drinking party??? Absolutely yes
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Unironically glad that kdrama romance tropes have made it into western indie comic authors. Like girl they work together on a college group project and there’s some misunderstanding at the department drinking party??? Absolutely yes
I'm becoming concerned that my cats aren't taking my threats of eating their toes seriously. Stop jumping on my record player or else
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm becoming concerned that my cats aren't taking my threats of eating their toes seriously. Stop jumping on my record player or else
slowly chipping away at the next monsterfucking fic and boy howdy is it self indulgent
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
slowly chipping away at the next monsterfucking fic and boy howdy is it self indulgent
I understand now why erotica writers give it plot bc like god damn writing ONLY smut is really hard actually. It’s getting to the point where I have to step back for a second to write plot/emotional arcs as a break from the smut
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I understand now why erotica writers give it plot bc like god damn writing ONLY smut is really hard actually. It’s getting to the point where I have to step back for a second to write plot/emotional arcs as a break from the smut
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November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Fantastic news is I think I have solved my predicament bondage and mech/automaton problem together
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fantastic news is I think I have solved my predicament bondage and mech/automaton problem together
I'm driving myself crazy posting a very niche ship and tag combo on ao3 and then trying to figure out why its not getting more engagement when i only wrote it for self indulgence in the first place
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm driving myself crazy posting a very niche ship and tag combo on ao3 and then trying to figure out why its not getting more engagement when i only wrote it for self indulgence in the first place
Me: I wrote this fic only for myself I don’t care if people read it
Me: oh my god I have so few kudos no one is reading it I’m so sad
Me: fuck it, I don’t care, it’s just for me I’m gonna keep writing
Someone: comments
Me: I LOVE WRITING FOR OTHERS TO READ
Me: oh my god I have so few kudos no one is reading it I’m so sad
Me: fuck it, I don’t care, it’s just for me I’m gonna keep writing
Someone: comments
Me: I LOVE WRITING FOR OTHERS TO READ
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me: I wrote this fic only for myself I don’t care if people read it
Me: oh my god I have so few kudos no one is reading it I’m so sad
Me: fuck it, I don’t care, it’s just for me I’m gonna keep writing
Someone: comments
Me: I LOVE WRITING FOR OTHERS TO READ
Me: oh my god I have so few kudos no one is reading it I’m so sad
Me: fuck it, I don’t care, it’s just for me I’m gonna keep writing
Someone: comments
Me: I LOVE WRITING FOR OTHERS TO READ
Trying to remind myself I can fulfill my need for horny shenanigan writing by just creating my own characters and world but then can’t think up characters which would fit the scenarios???
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Trying to remind myself I can fulfill my need for horny shenanigan writing by just creating my own characters and world but then can’t think up characters which would fit the scenarios???
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part 20
sidus' sequence is definitely one of the most sloppily indulgent things i've ever drawn. just fucking regular style is not enough for this guy. also don't forget to check out that last update on patreon~
sidus' sequence is definitely one of the most sloppily indulgent things i've ever drawn. just fucking regular style is not enough for this guy. also don't forget to check out that last update on patreon~
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
part 20
sidus' sequence is definitely one of the most sloppily indulgent things i've ever drawn. just fucking regular style is not enough for this guy. also don't forget to check out that last update on patreon~
sidus' sequence is definitely one of the most sloppily indulgent things i've ever drawn. just fucking regular style is not enough for this guy. also don't forget to check out that last update on patreon~
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as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?
I love to see the most sexually depraved things ever happening to genshin impact characters in my head despite not having played the game in idk how many years
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I love to see the most sexually depraved things ever happening to genshin impact characters in my head despite not having played the game in idk how many years
Okay watching peacemaker s2 ep 1 on two glasses of wine I genuinely can’t tell if I’m just out of it or if this episode is fucking bat shit
September 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Okay watching peacemaker s2 ep 1 on two glasses of wine I genuinely can’t tell if I’m just out of it or if this episode is fucking bat shit
Absolutely cannot overstate how much I appreciate the actual legit muscles Harcourt has in peacemaker. She’s not just “oh cool hot competent woman” in the writing OR in appearance. You can VISIBILY see she has the skills which is just a level of realism I feel like this genre just leaves out
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Absolutely cannot overstate how much I appreciate the actual legit muscles Harcourt has in peacemaker. She’s not just “oh cool hot competent woman” in the writing OR in appearance. You can VISIBILY see she has the skills which is just a level of realism I feel like this genre just leaves out
Young Americans have not just lost a formative year of childhood to a global pandemic. We’re losing our childhood and our twenties entirely, if we even had it to begin with
September 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Young Americans have not just lost a formative year of childhood to a global pandemic. We’re losing our childhood and our twenties entirely, if we even had it to begin with
It really do be one of those days again huh
September 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It really do be one of those days again huh
The curse of the modern age is that I actually DONT want some of my favorite pieces of media to get sequels so they can’t get turned into franchise machines
August 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The curse of the modern age is that I actually DONT want some of my favorite pieces of media to get sequels so they can’t get turned into franchise machines
What would happen if you put Any Austin and Sagan Hawkes into a room together?
August 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What would happen if you put Any Austin and Sagan Hawkes into a room together?
