Evening Farfalle
@twilightmacaroni.bsky.social
Homebody. Wide interests + shallow understanding. IT trunk monkey.
(He/Him)
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Politically, I think "Donald Trump and the Republicans don't care if you starve" is a winning message, and it's one the public WILL NOT HEAR, because Senate Democrats agreed to hold the bag for them.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Politically, I think "Donald Trump and the Republicans don't care if you starve" is a winning message, and it's one the public WILL NOT HEAR, because Senate Democrats agreed to hold the bag for them.
I've only ever seen the Verhoeven adaptation of Troopers, where it becomes very textual when head "good-guy" Neil Patrick Harris shows up in an SS uniform.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I've only ever seen the Verhoeven adaptation of Troopers, where it becomes very textual when head "good-guy" Neil Patrick Harris shows up in an SS uniform.
Only two trips, you say? DIY show-off. I could have fixed it in 3 trips and $70.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Only two trips, you say? DIY show-off. I could have fixed it in 3 trips and $70.
The Trump administration is so horny for murdering poor people it exceeds my lowest expectations.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Trump administration is so horny for murdering poor people it exceeds my lowest expectations.
He asks only for the strength to defend his people!
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He asks only for the strength to defend his people!
WaPo journalists really giving the deuce to WaPo opinion section
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
WaPo journalists really giving the deuce to WaPo opinion section
I can agree not to vote for someone like that, but apparently a lot of Americans think they're voting for fucking egg prices to go up or down.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can agree not to vote for someone like that, but apparently a lot of Americans think they're voting for fucking egg prices to go up or down.
"I'll do it myself, I have the tools, " I said, 18 months ago.
The yard has still not been mowed.
The yard has still not been mowed.
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"I'll do it myself, I have the tools, " I said, 18 months ago.
The yard has still not been mowed.
The yard has still not been mowed.
Bill Gates doesn't really merit any respect. He's just a rich asshole. Pledging to give away his fortune after he dies doesn't change who he is, was, and (it seems) always will be.
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bill Gates doesn't really merit any respect. He's just a rich asshole. Pledging to give away his fortune after he dies doesn't change who he is, was, and (it seems) always will be.
I love thinking about how unhappy Trump is that Vought and Miller sat him down and said "MEIN FUHRER! VE MUST PRETEND TO BE AUSTERE!"
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love thinking about how unhappy Trump is that Vought and Miller sat him down and said "MEIN FUHRER! VE MUST PRETEND TO BE AUSTERE!"
Buy GPUs, Ed! Buy them, or the faceless eastern hordes will win!
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Buy GPUs, Ed! Buy them, or the faceless eastern hordes will win!
Turns out you can diagnose a generation with both clinical and moral disabilities, which is a real time-saver.
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Turns out you can diagnose a generation with both clinical and moral disabilities, which is a real time-saver.
Pfft, yeah right, I've seen and heard it all.
*unmutes audio*
FUCK! No, I wasn't ready for that, you were right.
*unmutes audio*
FUCK! No, I wasn't ready for that, you were right.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Pfft, yeah right, I've seen and heard it all.
*unmutes audio*
FUCK! No, I wasn't ready for that, you were right.
*unmutes audio*
FUCK! No, I wasn't ready for that, you were right.
Gonna join the chorus of voices pointing out that this is a marginal tax rate, levied on income earned past what a person needed to live a really fucking good life by nearly any standards.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Gonna join the chorus of voices pointing out that this is a marginal tax rate, levied on income earned past what a person needed to live a really fucking good life by nearly any standards.
Lede: Democrats concerned Mamdani will hinder their efforts to defeat Nazi-curious candidates
FFS yall...
FFS yall...
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lede: Democrats concerned Mamdani will hinder their efforts to defeat Nazi-curious candidates
FFS yall...
FFS yall...
Well, there goes my hope of ever getting paid a trillion $ to take over a company and simultaneously overvalue it and run it into the ground. The American Dream is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Well, there goes my hope of ever getting paid a trillion $ to take over a company and simultaneously overvalue it and run it into the ground. The American Dream is dead.
He got that roboheart, though. Where'd he keep the real one?
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
He got that roboheart, though. Where'd he keep the real one?
Oh! This is what we used to call "compassionate conservatism" in the Bush Jr days.
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh! This is what we used to call "compassionate conservatism" in the Bush Jr days.
Still somehow less egregious than when Steve Jobs stole a liver because fruit didn't cure his cancer.
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Still somehow less egregious than when Steve Jobs stole a liver because fruit didn't cure his cancer.