Evening Farfalle
@twilightmacaroni.bsky.social
Homebody. Wide interests + shallow understanding. IT trunk monkey.
(He/Him)
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Pinned
Reading:
* The Bewitching, Silvia Moreno-Garcia
* I Cheerfully Refuse, Leif Enger
Playing:
* Diplomacy Is Not An Option
* Outer Worlds 2
Listening:
* Ghost Town, Lankum
* Chasyng Drakens, Ozbolt
Working on: Homelab VM Host
* The Bewitching, Silvia Moreno-Garcia
* I Cheerfully Refuse, Leif Enger
Playing:
* Diplomacy Is Not An Option
* Outer Worlds 2
Listening:
* Ghost Town, Lankum
* Chasyng Drakens, Ozbolt
Working on: Homelab VM Host
If Biden or Obama were in the Epstein files, Trump would have had it written on the face of the moon.
I didn’t see Joe Biden in the Epstein files, did I miss it?
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 PM
If Biden or Obama were in the Epstein files, Trump would have had it written on the face of the moon.
"I don't believe in haruspicy, but before accepting this job I did gut a chicken and inspect its entrails for omens."
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"I don't believe in haruspicy, but before accepting this job I did gut a chicken and inspect its entrails for omens."
Broh, that's a halfway decent bit of wordplay. You may have missed your calling. Like, by a lot.
So, as I was saying, your choices are prison or permanent expatriation...
So, as I was saying, your choices are prison or permanent expatriation...
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Broh, that's a halfway decent bit of wordplay. You may have missed your calling. Like, by a lot.
So, as I was saying, your choices are prison or permanent expatriation...
So, as I was saying, your choices are prison or permanent expatriation...
I'm sure we're all aware, but lack of consequences for an organization's criminal activity is the same as tacit approval, and encourages them to escalate in search of a boundary. The state-sponsored terror campaign is sure to grow more frequent and severe.
January 25, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I'm sure we're all aware, but lack of consequences for an organization's criminal activity is the same as tacit approval, and encourages them to escalate in search of a boundary. The state-sponsored terror campaign is sure to grow more frequent and severe.
8 year olds, Dude.
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 PM
8 year olds, Dude.
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Pepsi Challenge but for fascism. Ask candidates seeking office if they think a person identified as part of Group X should legally be allowed to [play sports][get married][ask a doctor for treatment][join the military].
If they say "I need to know what X is to answer," they are a fascist.
If they say "I need to know what X is to answer," they are a fascist.
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Pepsi Challenge but for fascism. Ask candidates seeking office if they think a person identified as part of Group X should legally be allowed to [play sports][get married][ask a doctor for treatment][join the military].
If they say "I need to know what X is to answer," they are a fascist.
If they say "I need to know what X is to answer," they are a fascist.
I'm reminded of the story of Nobel laureate George de Hevesy (one of the Real Ones, Chemistry, not Peace) who used aqua regia to dissolve two medals that had been sent to him for safekeeping rather than risk Nazis looting them.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I'm reminded of the story of Nobel laureate George de Hevesy (one of the Real Ones, Chemistry, not Peace) who used aqua regia to dissolve two medals that had been sent to him for safekeeping rather than risk Nazis looting them.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
What's after chef's kiss? Chef's sloppy oral?
NOEM: “We can’t trust the government anymore.”
BASH: “You are the government.”
NOEM: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”🤔
The only honest thing @KristiNoem said today
BASH: “You are the government.”
NOEM: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”🤔
The only honest thing @KristiNoem said today
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
What's after chef's kiss? Chef's sloppy oral?
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soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
Civilians in combat zones become combatants in combat zones when you murder their family.
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
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Reposted by Evening Farfalle
Reading:
* The Bewitching, Silvia Moreno-Garcia
* I Cheerfully Refuse, Leif Enger
Playing:
* Diplomacy Is Not An Option
* Outer Worlds 2
Listening:
* Ghost Town, Lankum
* Chasyng Drakens, Ozbolt
Working on: Homelab VM Host
* The Bewitching, Silvia Moreno-Garcia
* I Cheerfully Refuse, Leif Enger
Playing:
* Diplomacy Is Not An Option
* Outer Worlds 2
Listening:
* Ghost Town, Lankum
* Chasyng Drakens, Ozbolt
Working on: Homelab VM Host
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Reading:
* The Bewitching, Silvia Moreno-Garcia
* I Cheerfully Refuse, Leif Enger
Playing:
* Diplomacy Is Not An Option
* Outer Worlds 2
Listening:
* Ghost Town, Lankum
* Chasyng Drakens, Ozbolt
Working on: Homelab VM Host
* The Bewitching, Silvia Moreno-Garcia
* I Cheerfully Refuse, Leif Enger
Playing:
* Diplomacy Is Not An Option
* Outer Worlds 2
Listening:
* Ghost Town, Lankum
* Chasyng Drakens, Ozbolt
Working on: Homelab VM Host
Committing a faux pas and being confronted in a way I hadn't previously mentally rehearsed, and in a panic throwing a trash can through a storefront to trigger the alarm.
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Committing a faux pas and being confronted in a way I hadn't previously mentally rehearsed, and in a panic throwing a trash can through a storefront to trigger the alarm.
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
I've revisited "Northern Exposure" many times since the 90s, mostly for the needle drops. And the C-plot about two 40+ year old men beefing over the affections of a teenage runaway never gets any easier to stomach.
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I've revisited "Northern Exposure" many times since the 90s, mostly for the needle drops. And the C-plot about two 40+ year old men beefing over the affections of a teenage runaway never gets any easier to stomach.
Brainstorming names for an intellectually insular, too online death cult of philosophy amateurs:
* Normal Ones
* Saniacs
* Considered Opinionates
* Beliebers
* Reply Gentlemen
* Normal Ones
* Saniacs
* Considered Opinionates
* Beliebers
* Reply Gentlemen
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Brainstorming names for an intellectually insular, too online death cult of philosophy amateurs:
* Normal Ones
* Saniacs
* Considered Opinionates
* Beliebers
* Reply Gentlemen
* Normal Ones
* Saniacs
* Considered Opinionates
* Beliebers
* Reply Gentlemen
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
I have big "unaccompanied minor" energy.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I have big "unaccompanied minor" energy.
So long, 2025!
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
So long, 2025!
Started playing "Diplomacy Is Not An Option". It's like a single-player Blizzard RTS from before the WoW money-machine ruined them.
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Started playing "Diplomacy Is Not An Option". It's like a single-player Blizzard RTS from before the WoW money-machine ruined them.
A group of parents will have received an incident notice about two men attempting to force their way into the daycare where their children are kept, likely with exhortations to be extra careful in the coming days/weeks.
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A group of parents will have received an incident notice about two men attempting to force their way into the daycare where their children are kept, likely with exhortations to be extra careful in the coming days/weeks.
Watching a movie without knowing LaKeith Stanfield is in it and seeing LaKeith Stanfield.
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: Leonardo Dicaprio watching tv. He abruptly sits up, points at the screen, and (presumably) says "Oh shit! It's Darius!"
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December 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Watching a movie without knowing LaKeith Stanfield is in it and seeing LaKeith Stanfield.