DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

“When I was thirteen my dad bought me a portable phonograph—a gray-flocked metal turntable in a blue metal case with a handle that made it easy for me to carry it to the girls-only sleepovers we called “pajama parties.”
- Carole King

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.