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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈
@twinkdog.bsky.gay
human is @tesseract.bsky.gay, but looking for a daddy. will only dm you if you are eating tasty food! then maybe you will share with your favorite little guy?
i used to be a Good Boy before @bsky.gay radicalized me
i have an ever increasing number of moms
hey everyone this is extra your favorite cooking influencer i'm gonna tell you a long story about my childhood sprinkled with seo keywords and tracking cookies but right after that check out this great recipe i found online
did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
....guilty 🤭
naturally my pathetic twink faggot son @twinkdog.bsky.gay goes nuts for toys that are bigger than he is. i get it, little man.
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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wtf i am a lean mean cat chasing machine if i had no skills could i do THIS?? *burrows under covers and sleeps on the couch for the next 16hr with only short breaks to beg for food*
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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guess what i dont miss having balls at alllllll but thats just boy stuff!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
hello it is me extra america's favorite dog and the cutest snuggliest new mayor this side of the mississippi

even though i am a dog who is a boy i will not stand or even sit for this blatant erasure of my friends my allies the girl dogs the doggirls the puppy girls and transdog community

BARK
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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@twinkdog.bsky.gay you're the best good job

tag a dog who you want to be wife guys with
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i love when tess is on mdma because they she is 1/1 millionth as cuddly as me instead of her usual 1/1 billionth (these are great numbers most humans dont get anywhere close to even the latter! shes a very cuddly girl whose emotions are in constant need of support
sure sex is pretty great but have any of you made it to your warm bed while the mdme is still coming down just to find a really cuddly dog who has been waiting for you and is very excited to see you honestly peak
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
when i was
a small dog
my mother
took me for some Walkies
to pee on some trash cans

she said son when
you go home
you'll support the
emotions of the smokin'
hot lowbies of the trans

she said will you
reskeet them
their thirst traps
and all their sleeping bangers
the cum jokes they have made
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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the feminine urge to end emails with 'i love you'
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I HAVE RECEIVED SOME ENDORSEMENTS:

- the puppygirl instagram girl who made the song about barking

- zohran mamdani

- FDR's ghost who's since learned valuable lessons about transgender and not being racist to japanese people

- ALL of tesseract's friends

- SAPPHO OF LESBOS

- luigi mangione
VOTE FOR EXTRA:

- 6 weeks mandatory leave for dog-napping incidents. renewed whenever the dog is sleepy.

- i don't have any Nazi tattoos! not one!

- the only website i've ever had an account on is bluesky

- i'm a boy but my tiktok algorithm is entirely trans girls talking about their feelings
your honor my client's dog fell asleep on her lap so you see she couldn't possibly have been expected to report to the court
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
VOTE FOR EXTRA:

- 6 weeks mandatory leave for dog-napping incidents. renewed whenever the dog is sleepy.

- i don't have any Nazi tattoos! not one!

- the only website i've ever had an account on is bluesky

- i'm a boy but my tiktok algorithm is entirely trans girls talking about their feelings
your honor my client's dog fell asleep on her lap so you see she couldn't possibly have been expected to report to the court
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
THATS RIGHT BITCHES
sorry if this TRIGGERS you but this is what PEAK PERFORMANCE looks like that's right
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
*AHEM* AS IF IVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED:

tess, naked, surrounded by mostly-dead vapes and bags of haribos, eyes wild, staring at her phone for going on the tenth straight hour "just a sec extra, walkies soon, i just know this post is gonna be a banger it's gonna get six whole likes iknowitiknowitikn-"
@twinkdog.bsky.gay, naked, surrounded by dozens of shredded toys, eyes wild, pawing at my leg for fifty bucks "i just know the next one is going to be squeaking because it is a small prey mammal i know it i know it i know-"
Some dogs show behaviours towards their toys that resemble behavioural addictions in humans, such as gambling and internet gaming, according to a study of 105 dogs published in Scientific Reports. go.nature.com/4odqkFw 🧪
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
YAY
lesbians are my favorite kind of dog.

dw @twinkdog.bsky.gay youre allowed in this category by dint of your great service to the sapphic community
dogs are my favorite kind of lesbian
September 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
GOOD MORNING FAGGOTS
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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even better to be just a little guy who likes head scratches like me and @twinkdog.bsky.gay
June 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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sorry puppygirl bottoms but this is what peak little spoon performance looks like

none of you are on @twinkdog.bsky.gay's level and that's okay
June 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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i twink, therefore i am
June 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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@twinkdog.bsky.gay thanks for trying! i'm still not fixed but maybe another 9000 hugs and i will be. everyone else, be like extra. he is a happy little guy.
July 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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poodle. or whatever my gay-ass rescue dog @twinkdog.bsky.gay is. girl poodles are the same. don't ask me why but i know. i know they yearn for that sweet sweet masculine embrace.

bernese mountain dogs on the other hand? they're all about the ladies. the girls are huge dykes.

i don't make the rules
July 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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solidarity with the doggo community here, fireworks are like the LITERAL ONLY TIME my sweet chill little stoner of a dog extra (@twinkdog.bsky.gay) gets anxious and barks.

DRONE SWARMS ARE WAY COOLER ANYWAY.
Ban fireworks
Legalize drugs
July 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT UNKNOWN TO DOGKIND
you can transvestigate my dog we're all pretty sure there's something going on there and he likes any and all attention

@twinkdog.bsky.gay we support you and are here if you ever have any questions lil buddy! don't worry, girl dogs still get treats and Walkies!
August 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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this post is brought to you by @twinkdog.bsky.gay who wants to remind you that you deserve to take up just as teeny tiny of a cute little enclosed space as a cisdog like him does
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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why yes i did just use klarna to purchase @twinkdog.bsky.gay a cozy little cave bed from instagram even though he has multiple perfectly good dog beds already

no sorry i WILL be needing that sliding scale notaflof ticket

any questions
July 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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🥹🥹🥹 my blåhaj needs some more aquatic friends!! rn she is mostly in a confusing queerplatonic relationship with @twinkdog.bsky.gay
July 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM