The nugget website shows kids having a tea party, playing house, it’s so wholesome. My kids are like “this is the lair where a monster tortures kittens and we are the kittens and you are our mom and you can’t save us” uh OK I just wanted to know if you will eat a pb&j

P.S. my introductory example was that I should be able to say "I think the president is a bad guy and I don't like him" without going to jail. tbh I never miss a chance to tell my kids that Trump sucks.

Oh my god. I can’t believe you were even able to figure it out. See, this is why we need a tool. Or maybe just a subreddit for desperate parents to pool their resources. Actually… it probably already exists.

That’s what I thought!! He wouldn’t even let me put it on, he screamed “no it be BORING!!!” but you are probably right.