Rose Lalonde.
@twistedsquiddle.bsky.social
Hm. Acceptable.
jade
And who, if I may ask, would you apply the title to?
August 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hm. Acceptable.
And who, if I may ask, would you apply the title to?
im saying you lost the right to be known as the stable one in our group
Are you saying I've changed for the worse, John?
August 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
And who, if I may ask, would you apply the title to?
Are you saying I've changed for the worse, John?
you are strange and unusual, rose
i think if you went back in time your 13 year old self would have you strapped to an operating table prodding at your brain for science purposes
i think if you went back in time your 13 year old self would have you strapped to an operating table prodding at your brain for science purposes
Sorry
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Are you saying I've changed for the worse, John?
Sorry
this isn't fun anymore
August 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sorry
We can continue this only after you've spent a few months to a year on estrogen. Are you willing to play the long game, Egbert,
NO BACKING OUT OF THIS NOW LALONDE
hold on wait i was joking i was joking
August 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We can continue this only after you've spent a few months to a year on estrogen. Are you willing to play the long game, Egbert,
hold on wait i was joking i was joking
GRGFGFHFGFGHFGHFGHFGH
fuck it yknow what
yeah fine come here
fuck it yknow what
yeah fine come here
You are going to... bounce on it, you say?
Oh my. How very forward of you, Mr. Egbert!
Oh my. How very forward of you, Mr. Egbert!
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
hold on wait i was joking i was joking
You are going to... bounce on it, you say?
Oh my. How very forward of you, Mr. Egbert!
Oh my. How very forward of you, Mr. Egbert!
im gonna JUMP you
Heehee. You just make it so easy.
If it really upsets you that much, however.. I'd be more than willing to stop.
If it really upsets you that much, however.. I'd be more than willing to stop.
August 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You are going to... bounce on it, you say?
Oh my. How very forward of you, Mr. Egbert!
Oh my. How very forward of you, Mr. Egbert!
Heehee. You just make it so easy.
If it really upsets you that much, however.. I'd be more than willing to stop.
If it really upsets you that much, however.. I'd be more than willing to stop.
ROSE YOU SUCK AND IM TAKING MY FRUIT GUSHERS BACK
August 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Heehee. You just make it so easy.
If it really upsets you that much, however.. I'd be more than willing to stop.
If it really upsets you that much, however.. I'd be more than willing to stop.
Huh? What? I cannot hear you. I'm too busy imagining a fantastical picnic with Jade. On a beach. At sunset.
LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE YOU HARLOT
August 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Huh? What? I cannot hear you. I'm too busy imagining a fantastical picnic with Jade. On a beach. At sunset.
That doesn't even mention Mr. Harley's other two children of which my Mother was the babysitter for in her youth.
August 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That doesn't even mention Mr. Harley's other two children of which my Mother was the babysitter for in her youth.
Unfortunately, it's more complicated than you could even imagine. By all technicality, your 'Bro' is our father. A morbid truth to imagine, truly...
before all the ''john made us in a lab'' stuff i kind of just assumed my parents ran off when i was a baby and left my brother to take care of me. i dunno.
kinda just assumed my parents are deadbeats.
kinda just assumed my parents are deadbeats.
Parents? Last time I checked all you had was a gay brother.
August 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Unfortunately, it's more complicated than you could even imagine. By all technicality, your 'Bro' is our father. A morbid truth to imagine, truly...
Parents? Last time I checked all you had was a gay brother.
August 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Parents? Last time I checked all you had was a gay brother.
I feel... odd. As if something from my past has been.. retconned.
August 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I feel... odd. As if something from my past has been.. retconned.
Sorry, sorry! I couldn't help myself.
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Sorry, sorry! I couldn't help myself.
Yes, I'm afraid this means Grimdorks will never be canon... Please don't be too torn up over this, I would hate for our friendship to suffer. You're incredibly important to me, after all.
August 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Yes, I'm afraid this means Grimdorks will never be canon... Please don't be too torn up over this, I would hate for our friendship to suffer. You're incredibly important to me, after all.
Hello, John. Have you met your niece? Of course, I gave Jade naming rights...
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hello, John. Have you met your niece? Of course, I gave Jade naming rights...
She already got me girl pregnant :/ Keep up, Strider. You're already trailing behind!
Getting all up on my shit for this but she isn't in your DMs talking about getting you Boy Pregnant.
Oh, you're a Strider all right........
August 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
She already got me girl pregnant :/ Keep up, Strider. You're already trailing behind!
Oh, you're a Strider all right........
*Me giving gardenGnostic BACKSHOTS*
GG: w-wait.. not in front of people-!
TT: "shhh, it's okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."
GG: w-wait.. not in front of people-!
TT: "shhh, it's okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."
August 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Oh, you're a Strider all right........
Ah, a forbidden romance.. but when has that ever stopped us before? To break the rules is in our nature. And if the world turns against us, I will fight by your side as I always have.
you give confident beta or savvy business alpha with no time for tomfoolery. careful, alphas are not meant to be together, as is forbidden.
but our lives cross at the perfect moment, perhaps…
but our lives cross at the perfect moment, perhaps…
Oh, yes. In fact, I'd even call it a power move. If this 'date' of yours doesn't take the bait, I may just have to swoop you up myself, miss Alpha.
[ Are you joking? Teasing? Pulling Jade's leg? who's to say. ]
[ Are you joking? Teasing? Pulling Jade's leg? who's to say. ]
August 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ah, a forbidden romance.. but when has that ever stopped us before? To break the rules is in our nature. And if the world turns against us, I will fight by your side as I always have.
Oh, yes. In fact, I'd even call it a power move. If this 'date' of yours doesn't take the bait, I may just have to swoop you up myself, miss Alpha.
[ Are you joking? Teasing? Pulling Jade's leg? who's to say. ]
[ Are you joking? Teasing? Pulling Jade's leg? who's to say. ]
absolutely flirting
Hm. Depends, are you using it as a flirting tactic?
August 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Oh, yes. In fact, I'd even call it a power move. If this 'date' of yours doesn't take the bait, I may just have to swoop you up myself, miss Alpha.
[ Are you joking? Teasing? Pulling Jade's leg? who's to say. ]
[ Are you joking? Teasing? Pulling Jade's leg? who's to say. ]
Hm. Depends, are you using it as a flirting tactic?
is talking about abo on a first date grounds for not having a second
August 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hm. Depends, are you using it as a flirting tactic?
As fate would have it, us beta kids attract each other like magnets. Regardless of distance. Be it Space, or Time. We will always find each other. There's something comforting about that thought, wouldn't you agree?
August 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
As fate would have it, us beta kids attract each other like magnets. Regardless of distance. Be it Space, or Time. We will always find each other. There's something comforting about that thought, wouldn't you agree?
Oh? Is that so? Well, then. I wouldn't want to disappoint, would I?
August 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Oh? Is that so? Well, then. I wouldn't want to disappoint, would I?
Oh dear. It seems as though I've come at a bad time. Should I go, come back later, perhaps?
August 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Oh dear. It seems as though I've come at a bad time. Should I go, come back later, perhaps?