Uncle Baby Boyd
@twobitwhackjob.bsky.social
Now I am talking about your 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor. I can take it."
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
It's....BIG WIGGLE WEDNESDAY
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's....BIG WIGGLE WEDNESDAY
Here's a cursed uniform combo.
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Here's a cursed uniform combo.
Look at your boy's net lights. Each one flat, separated with a shower curtain.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Look at your boy's net lights. Each one flat, separated with a shower curtain.
Fucking found it you doubting asshole!
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Fucking found it you doubting asshole!
Yes as I just said.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yes as I just said.
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Breaking out the vintage.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Breaking out the vintage.
The one they wanted on this play?
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The one they wanted on this play?
Remember when the lion fans got very upset that Anthony Hitchens wasn't called for pass interference on this Pettingzoo facemask?
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Remember when the lion fans got very upset that Anthony Hitchens wasn't called for pass interference on this Pettingzoo facemask?
This song sucks!
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This song sucks!
A few summers ago the whole extended family spent a week in Arkansas at an Air BnB. They had a guest book.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A few summers ago the whole extended family spent a week in Arkansas at an Air BnB. They had a guest book.
Hey FIA, y'all got any more of that Abu Dhabi Manipulation?
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey FIA, y'all got any more of that Abu Dhabi Manipulation?
Soccer guy on Grand Prix Sunday just ignoring James Hetfield
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Soccer guy on Grand Prix Sunday just ignoring James Hetfield
Jerry hired another YEAH man as coach.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Jerry hired another YEAH man as coach.
FUCK YO GAUNTLET, NFL, FUCK YO GAUNTLET
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
FUCK YO GAUNTLET, NFL, FUCK YO GAUNTLET
Here's my current plan to balance Peacock and Paramount:
1. Paramount 2.99 ad free til Jan 25th. (Total $5.98). Cancel.
2. Peacock Walmart+: $0 through Feb 25.
3. Paramount Walmart+: $0 Feb 25th.
4. Apple/Peacock Bundle Mar 4th (F1TV), hopefully with a promo.
Paramount/Peacock = $6 Nov 25-Mar 4
1. Paramount 2.99 ad free til Jan 25th. (Total $5.98). Cancel.
2. Peacock Walmart+: $0 through Feb 25.
3. Paramount Walmart+: $0 Feb 25th.
4. Apple/Peacock Bundle Mar 4th (F1TV), hopefully with a promo.
Paramount/Peacock = $6 Nov 25-Mar 4
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Here's my current plan to balance Peacock and Paramount:
1. Paramount 2.99 ad free til Jan 25th. (Total $5.98). Cancel.
2. Peacock Walmart+: $0 through Feb 25.
3. Paramount Walmart+: $0 Feb 25th.
4. Apple/Peacock Bundle Mar 4th (F1TV), hopefully with a promo.
Paramount/Peacock = $6 Nov 25-Mar 4
1. Paramount 2.99 ad free til Jan 25th. (Total $5.98). Cancel.
2. Peacock Walmart+: $0 through Feb 25.
3. Paramount Walmart+: $0 Feb 25th.
4. Apple/Peacock Bundle Mar 4th (F1TV), hopefully with a promo.
Paramount/Peacock = $6 Nov 25-Mar 4
Decided to check out Rams/Cowboys 2014 highlights (the last 3 TD comeback) and what do I see?
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Decided to check out Rams/Cowboys 2014 highlights (the last 3 TD comeback) and what do I see?
How did Dallas win? This is what the defense did not do in September and October.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How did Dallas win? This is what the defense did not do in September and October.
Uh oh, Dallas learned how to defense.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Uh oh, Dallas learned how to defense.
Toilet paper math needs to replace math for liberal arts as a freshman course.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Toilet paper math needs to replace math for liberal arts as a freshman course.
Charlotte Britches would never
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Charlotte Britches would never
The Vegas GP trophies.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The Vegas GP trophies.
Just the fuckin worst.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Just the fuckin worst.
Inglt a girl who lives on the hill. She won't do it but her sister will.
Pearl necklace. She want a Pearl Necklace
Pearl necklace. She want a Pearl Necklace
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Inglt a girl who lives on the hill. She won't do it but her sister will.
Pearl necklace. She want a Pearl Necklace
Pearl necklace. She want a Pearl Necklace