Uncle Baby Boyd
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Uncle Baby Boyd
@twobitwhackjob.bsky.social
Now I am talking about your 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor. I can take it."

I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!

Chalupas and Batmen.
It's....BIG WIGGLE WEDNESDAY
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Here's a cursed uniform combo.
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Look at your boy's net lights. Each one flat, separated with a shower curtain.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fucking found it you doubting asshole!
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Yes as I just said.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Breaking out the vintage.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The one they wanted on this play?
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Remember when the lion fans got very upset that Anthony Hitchens wasn't called for pass interference on this Pettingzoo facemask?
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This song sucks!
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A few summers ago the whole extended family spent a week in Arkansas at an Air BnB. They had a guest book.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hey FIA, y'all got any more of that Abu Dhabi Manipulation?
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Soccer guy on Grand Prix Sunday just ignoring James Hetfield
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Jerry hired another YEAH man as coach.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
FUCK YO GAUNTLET, NFL, FUCK YO GAUNTLET
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here's my current plan to balance Peacock and Paramount:
1. Paramount 2.99 ad free til Jan 25th. (Total $5.98). Cancel.
2. Peacock Walmart+: $0 through Feb 25.
3. Paramount Walmart+: $0 Feb 25th.
4. Apple/Peacock Bundle Mar 4th (F1TV), hopefully with a promo.

Paramount/Peacock = $6 Nov 25-Mar 4
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Decided to check out Rams/Cowboys 2014 highlights (the last 3 TD comeback) and what do I see?
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
How did Dallas win? This is what the defense did not do in September and October.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Uh oh, Dallas learned how to defense.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Toilet paper math needs to replace math for liberal arts as a freshman course.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Charlotte Britches would never
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Vegas GP trophies.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Just the fuckin worst.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Inglt a girl who lives on the hill. She won't do it but her sister will.

Pearl necklace. She want a Pearl Necklace
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM