Uncle Baby Boyd
@twobitwhackjob.bsky.social
Now I am talking about your 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor. I can take it."
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
That low efficiency butt was always so tough to work with
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
That low efficiency butt was always so tough to work with
Bowl games start on the 26th except for the weed eater then they end on the 1st.
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Bowl games start on the 26th except for the weed eater then they end on the 1st.
I'm OFFICIALLY calling out restaurants, bars, and music venues that only use Meta (FB and Insta) to list upcoming shows or dinner specials. You are losing my business if I can't see what is up.
Looking at you 51st Street Speakeasy, and read your emails before blank responding.
Looking at you 51st Street Speakeasy, and read your emails before blank responding.
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I checked their FB and didn't see it?
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I checked their FB and didn't see it?
He damn sure did, Sports Panties.
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He damn sure did, Sports Panties.
He can't stay up that late!
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He can't stay up that late!
Tim Tebow and Riley Cooper were roommates at Florida.
December 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Tim Tebow and Riley Cooper were roommates at Florida.
Acadian Driftwood.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Acadian Driftwood.
Take your ass to urgent care and use that for the insurance.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Take your ass to urgent care and use that for the insurance.
I'd rather listen to Jeff Jarrett sing be my baby tonight than anything from U2
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd rather listen to Jeff Jarrett sing be my baby tonight than anything from U2
Almost all those billionaires are that because someone they came from had previously done something to make a bunch of money.
Augustus Busch III would find who had the booze and expect it free
Augustus Busch III would find who had the booze and expect it free
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Almost all those billionaires are that because someone they came from had previously done something to make a bunch of money.
Augustus Busch III would find who had the booze and expect it free
Augustus Busch III would find who had the booze and expect it free
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
I can only get the 15% on 1 item.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I can only get the 15% on 1 item.
Beach boys? ZZ Top. The Eagles are on the list.
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Beach boys? ZZ Top. The Eagles are on the list.
My Arthur fist
a red fist is tied up with a rope on an orange background
ALT: a red fist is tied up with a rope on an orange background
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My Arthur fist
Nope. Dave Magadan is the proper spelling.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Nope. Dave Magadan is the proper spelling.
You ask for $63
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You ask for $63
Sounds like a college band
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sounds like a college band
Masked thugs from South Carolina
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Masked thugs from South Carolina
So... victory plaza?
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So... victory plaza?