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Jan
@twopeppermints.bsky.social
Mild mannered librarian
Put a jumper on dickhead .
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey Zoos is a blue!!!
#UTFT
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can I take these books out please?

Me: Have you got your library card ?

Yes here it is.

Me:
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I know how you feel lad.
Chelsea Women 0
Everton Women 1!!!!!
#UTFT
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Another fantastic Santa dash ( walk!). More blues this year!
#UTFT
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Up the fucking Barry gets his first goal Toffees!
#UTFT
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
About to put my work keks in the wash and found this.

I was putting up our library Everton display yesterday. I must have had a spare Ndiaye bauble and slipped in in my pocket.

Surely this is a sign???
#UTFT
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Our library Toffees Christmas display ( we had to do a red one as well)
#UTFT
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Charly the Birdman Alcaraz flapping his wings ready for take off.
#UTFT
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Gnasher is a blue!
#UTFT
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Anyone doing the Santa dash ( stroll! ) this year? This was us last year we absolutely love it.
#UTFT
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Let's forget yesterday and remember happier times.
In episode one of our new series, let's ponder:

What's Dewsbury Hall Holding?

I'm going to suggest:
A tiny owl.

Answers on a postcard or on the back of a stuck down envelope please.
#UTFT
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe
If the answer is no woah oh
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Absolutely incredible show
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Found this in the children's library today. At least spell it properly dickheads!
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More entries in our quest to find this year's worst Christmas decoration.
1. A cheese toastie I think. Maybe.
2. A devilled egg. I have no words for that one apart from what the actual fuck.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Absolutely brilliant night. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Pigeons In Flight for Eurovision!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The competition for the worst Christmas decoration is hotting up. Today's contenders:
1. What the fuck is that?
2. Aah how could we forget. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Holy Narwhal. Didn't know the stable had a jacuzzi.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We got on the telly!!!!
#UTFT
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's that time again...
Every year we have a little competition to find the most ridiculous Christmas decoration.
Two strong contenders here already.

1. Amphibians are not festive!
2. Why is Santa on a fucking cross trainer?
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
New books in the library
#booksky
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bit more wholesome...
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM