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Haaland's gob is the entrance to the Underworld.
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Haaland's gob is the entrance to the Underworld.
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Back to back wins! Love it!
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Back to back wins! Love it!
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I'M WRITING THIS FAIRLY BIG BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE HARD OF HEARING.
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I'M WRITING THIS FAIRLY BIG BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE HARD OF HEARING.
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Just a slob like one of us
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Just a slob like one of us
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✍️ Honoka Hayashi has signed a new contract with Everton until the end of June 2027, with a Club option for a further year.
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
✍️ Honoka Hayashi has signed a new contract with Everton until the end of June 2027, with a Club option for a further year.
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Great day at the library. Found a tied off dog shit bag shoved under a chair, which fortunately had curry in it. Then found kids in the children's library had wiped snot on the new computer monitors and scribbled on them with felt tips. Useless parents doing fuck all as usual.
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Great day at the library. Found a tied off dog shit bag shoved under a chair, which fortunately had curry in it. Then found kids in the children's library had wiped snot on the new computer monitors and scribbled on them with felt tips. Useless parents doing fuck all as usual.
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One lesson from the Epstein–Mandelson affair is that we need to stop routinely rehabilitating political careers after serious scandals.
When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.
When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
One lesson from the Epstein–Mandelson affair is that we need to stop routinely rehabilitating political careers after serious scandals.
When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.
When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.
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Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
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When someone picks your staff pick.
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
When someone picks your staff pick.
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I got a request to make this on the other platform but it's made me laugh so much I'm posting here too
Moyes x The Prodigy
Moyes x The Prodigy
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I got a request to make this on the other platform but it's made me laugh so much I'm posting here too
Moyes x The Prodigy
Moyes x The Prodigy
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The library opens at 10 am. There's a sign on the door that says so. If you tap on the glass and point at your watch before then we will open at 5 past just to piss you off. Or maybe 11.
February 2, 2026 at 9:19 AM
The library opens at 10 am. There's a sign on the door that says so. If you tap on the glass and point at your watch before then we will open at 5 past just to piss you off. Or maybe 11.
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With both of our goals today Martina Fernandez is
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
With both of our goals today Martina Fernandez is
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February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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Since the start of last season, Everton's substitutes have scored only 3 goals in the Premier League - all 3 have been scored by Beto. #EFC
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Since the start of last season, Everton's substitutes have scored only 3 goals in the Premier League - all 3 have been scored by Beto. #EFC