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Daniel Carroll
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"Two Rs and Two Ls" | Mariners Fan | Pretty Good Rec-Level Baseball Player | Very Good Bowler | Canada's Favourite Troll | Not Quite Socialist, But Also… Seriously?
Feels like a “yeah, fuck YOUR feelings, my feelings must be treated like a a baby hummingbird” situation.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Who what"? Maybe it was written by Lil Jon.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sure, but ya gotta admit that on-demand point-to-point trains would be *excellent*
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There are no hinges on that man.
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My dad worked for USPS for more than 40 years. He was never a carrier to my knowledge, but I learned to appreciate things like ZIP codes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I grew up reading old Peanuts comics, and sometimes I forget that not everyone has that trivia knowledge of Peanuts that I do. The bit with 5 was excellent, maybe especially because he was introduced in 1963 (a fact I did have to look up).
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You’ve reminded me of how much I enjoy Mortal Kombat for the lore.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I like the idea, but I also pause when I think about casting Muppets as the Illinois Nazis. Probably have to soften that up a little.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My alternate number is 41, because it was assigned to me one year of HS baseball. I wasn’t any good, but it’s not a number in common use, so I enjoy its uniqueness, and it sort of serves as a reminder that I’ve dealt with adversity in sports.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I always wear 16 if it’s available. I wore it once in little league and had a great season, which happened to be around the time Mike Blowers, wearing 16, hit like three grand slams in a month for the Mariners.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Animaniacs was some pretty good cartooning, though I guess that was WB.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Flick it
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Twist it
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM