Daniel Carroll
@tworsandtwols.bsky.social
"Two Rs and Two Ls" | Mariners Fan | Pretty Good Rec-Level Baseball Player | Very Good Bowler | Canada's Favourite Troll | Not Quite Socialist, But Also… Seriously?
Someone tell the president
Everyone knows what it’s like to be stuck in a boring meeting or class and slowly feel the seemingly unstoppable force of sleepiness creep over you.
Fear not: There are ways to keep awake and even pay attention. https://cnn.it/4ixQ2CK
Fear not: There are ways to keep awake and even pay attention. https://cnn.it/4ixQ2CK
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Someone tell the president
I gotta think that’s good news
Inbox: The WNBA and WNBPA have agreed to extend the current collective bargaining agreement through January 9, 2026, with either party having the option to terminate the extension with 48 hours’ advance notice. The WNBA and WNBPA are continuing to work toward a new agreement.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I gotta think that’s good news
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Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - November 29
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - November 29
The character “5” is super deep Peanuts lore, isn’t he?
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The character “5” is super deep Peanuts lore, isn’t he?
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
As a bit, I am entertained. If I were forced to take this seriously I’d have to launch people through a folding table like a Bills tailgate.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
As a bit, I am entertained. If I were forced to take this seriously I’d have to launch people through a folding table like a Bills tailgate.
I was just scrolling FB and saw someone take a very strong position that Bonds was better than Griffey, and sure, the numbers say that, but you may as well tell me you just don’t like art.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was just scrolling FB and saw someone take a very strong position that Bonds was better than Griffey, and sure, the numbers say that, but you may as well tell me you just don’t like art.
@cespedesbbq.bsky.social how’re the Sabres doing?
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@cespedesbbq.bsky.social how’re the Sabres doing?
It's not for me to say whether or not any individual person should decide to go through medically assisted suicide.
It is absolute ghoulish behavior for it to be used coercively by a healthcare provider, insurance company, and/or anyone in medical whatsoever.
It is absolute ghoulish behavior for it to be used coercively by a healthcare provider, insurance company, and/or anyone in medical whatsoever.
I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's not for me to say whether or not any individual person should decide to go through medically assisted suicide.
It is absolute ghoulish behavior for it to be used coercively by a healthcare provider, insurance company, and/or anyone in medical whatsoever.
It is absolute ghoulish behavior for it to be used coercively by a healthcare provider, insurance company, and/or anyone in medical whatsoever.
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I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
My hair is about as long as it’s ever been (my wife says it gives her “Disney Prince” vibes), I haven’t shaved in 2-3 days, and I just got out of the shower.
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My hair is about as long as it’s ever been (my wife says it gives her “Disney Prince” vibes), I haven’t shaved in 2-3 days, and I just got out of the shower.
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
@mattghall.com our next wild-ass piano bar request:
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@mattghall.com our next wild-ass piano bar request:
I just saw an ad on the side of a bus for a healthcare system that promotes it as “from allergies to anxiety,” and I have to tell you, that’s not very many topics.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I just saw an ad on the side of a bus for a healthcare system that promotes it as “from allergies to anxiety,” and I have to tell you, that’s not very many topics.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
I get that the Mariners are celebrating 50 seasons in 2026, but I kind of feel like they ought to hold it and celebrate *51* seasons, especially since that number is gonna be double-retired.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I get that the Mariners are celebrating 50 seasons in 2026, but I kind of feel like they ought to hold it and celebrate *51* seasons, especially since that number is gonna be double-retired.
Should I watch the Super Bowl in episode order, or is there some kind of preferred Machete Order among NFL-heads?
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Should I watch the Super Bowl in episode order, or is there some kind of preferred Machete Order among NFL-heads?
I’m in such a bad place mentally right now that the Mariners news does not help.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m in such a bad place mentally right now that the Mariners news does not help.
Oh man, I just heard “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses for the first time in what must be multiple years.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh man, I just heard “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses for the first time in what must be multiple years.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social happy birthday!
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social happy birthday!
PURE MOODS
I was (barely) grown in 2005, so a lot lol. I come from a generation where I would burn CDs with my playlists based on those oldies infomercials.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
PURE MOODS
Also, I don’t much care for the MVP being announced now as opposed to a couple weeks ago, especially since the postseason is irrelevant to the award.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Also, I don’t much care for the MVP being announced now as opposed to a couple weeks ago, especially since the postseason is irrelevant to the award.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
Well, I find myself more upset about MVP than I anticipated.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Well, I find myself more upset about MVP than I anticipated.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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So how’s Gianmarco doing today?
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So how’s Gianmarco doing today?