steakum dress
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not-creole banjee bitch from Louisiane, writer of smut & screenplays. vinyl collector, music lover. fala 🇧🇷 comigo. I have 80HD.
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idk what you call Anita Baker stans but some were very rude to me because their diva sounds spooky
I might mess around and straighten my hair today to see if it’s long enough for other Black women to stop me and say “okay, bundles!” (It’s probably not, but still)
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I might mess around and straighten my hair today to see if it’s long enough for other Black women to stop me and say “okay, bundles!” (It’s probably not, but still)
Wet Seal and Books-a-Million
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wet Seal and Books-a-Million
Campbell’s—you up!
i got rid of Amazon, Target, Hulu / Disney, Spotify. Who’s next?
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Campbell’s—you up!
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I mean…It’s a lot of ppl that are cops even if they aren’t technically police officers.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I mean…It’s a lot of ppl that are cops even if they aren’t technically police officers.
I just know whoever got all these traits is tied of being brought up every other week
If she got any combination of these five, she’s a hoochie mama:
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I just know whoever got all these traits is tied of being brought up every other week
I love seeing Jasmine Guy in the wild aka popping up in guest / supporting roles (watching Harlem for the first time).
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love seeing Jasmine Guy in the wild aka popping up in guest / supporting roles (watching Harlem for the first time).
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This reminds me of my time with my Silver Fox …
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
It’s quite an adjustment to have the princess treatment when you’ve been treated like a mule for your whole life (paging all Black eldest daughters!)
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This reminds me of my time with my Silver Fox …
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
Idk if this a bat or a bird under my carport but guess who not finna investigate
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Idk if this a bat or a bird under my carport but guess who not finna investigate
It’s quite an adjustment to have the princess treatment when you’ve been treated like a mule for your whole life (paging all Black eldest daughters!)
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s quite an adjustment to have the princess treatment when you’ve been treated like a mule for your whole life (paging all Black eldest daughters!)
he want to suck Mamdani dick so bad
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
he want to suck Mamdani dick so bad
FYI, the way my patience is set up, I’m liable to end up on TikTok getting very loud and unpafeshunal in somebody’s establishment. Because mothafuckas is trying me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
FYI, the way my patience is set up, I’m liable to end up on TikTok getting very loud and unpafeshunal in somebody’s establishment. Because mothafuckas is trying me.
the slapping noises & rhythm. Also, it‘s fun, as the bottom/recipient, to roll that beautiful bean footage and see my recoil in slow motion.
What’s the best thing about back shots?
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the slapping noises & rhythm. Also, it‘s fun, as the bottom/recipient, to roll that beautiful bean footage and see my recoil in slow motion.
Beyoncé — i ain’t got it so stop begging!
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Beyoncé — i ain’t got it so stop begging!
Everybody is all “i’m nasty, I’m a freak” until I pull out the **** **** and then it’s crickets!
Own your nasty.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Everybody is all “i’m nasty, I’m a freak” until I pull out the **** **** and then it’s crickets!
i need more of this
I Am in Love
YouTube video by Jennifer Lara - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i need more of this
yes i think they might be scissoring but also experiencing an incredibly homoerotic and codependent friendship
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
yes i think they might be scissoring but also experiencing an incredibly homoerotic and codependent friendship
Expecting someone to be mentally stable in these conditions AND this economy is asking for a lot
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Expecting someone to be mentally stable in these conditions AND this economy is asking for a lot
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I mean... he's touching her woman sooo
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I mean... he's touching her woman sooo
what kind of greens are y’all cooking? I usually do a combo of turnip and mustard but I couldn’t find any mustard. (I do not come from a family that cooks collards).
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
what kind of greens are y’all cooking? I usually do a combo of turnip and mustard but I couldn’t find any mustard. (I do not come from a family that cooks collards).
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y’all got y’all’s birds thawing yet?
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
y’all got y’all’s birds thawing yet?
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It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
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Asking for a boost as I’m preparing for a series of medical appointments and tests that will likely move my surgery date up. I see my surgeon next Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Asking for a boost as I’m preparing for a series of medical appointments and tests that will likely move my surgery date up. I see my surgeon next Monday.
i learned about felching many years ago bc i was pretentious and read a lot of Chuck Palahniuk when i was in high school
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i learned about felching many years ago bc i was pretentious and read a lot of Chuck Palahniuk when i was in high school
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I get so irritated with that shit. Love is transformative and it feels so fucking good. Especially romantic love. And I want that feeling for everyone. So when folks make it harder by moving in a spirit of manipulation it makes me angry.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I get so irritated with that shit. Love is transformative and it feels so fucking good. Especially romantic love. And I want that feeling for everyone. So when folks make it harder by moving in a spirit of manipulation it makes me angry.