steakum dress
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not-creole banjee bitch from Louisiane, writer of smut & screenplays. vinyl collector, music lover. fala 🇧🇷 comigo. I have 80HD.
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idk what you call Anita Baker stans but some were very rude to me because their diva sounds spooky
I’ve waited my entire life for a Sag woman! the answer is hell yes. Every holiday and vacation would be lit.
Serious inquiry, because I’ve heard differing opinions on this.
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’ve waited my entire life for a Sag woman! the answer is hell yes. Every holiday and vacation would be lit.
Amend and amend again. Because why are you putting Tony’s and lemon pepper in your scrambled eggs?!
My Thanksgiving and soul food hot take in general is that I don’t need to see every seasoning you put in your dish, in your dish.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Amend and amend again. Because why are you putting Tony’s and lemon pepper in your scrambled eggs?!
I really don’t be paying attention to cable news because who tf is MS Now? (i googled and now i know but it still took me by surprise)
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I really don’t be paying attention to cable news because who tf is MS Now? (i googled and now i know but it still took me by surprise)
I have a billion other things I need to be doing but I took a break to work on this dance / new jack swing-ish remix of “Something in the Way You Make Me Feel” by Stephanie Mills. Still a work in progress.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have a billion other things I need to be doing but I took a break to work on this dance / new jack swing-ish remix of “Something in the Way You Make Me Feel” by Stephanie Mills. Still a work in progress.
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Data on the excel spreadsheet:
I miss being entered 😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Data on the excel spreadsheet:
I’m a summer girl. I do summer dis, summer dat. but, lol: music creation, djing, collecting vinyl, cooking, visual art, gardening, building stuff. Anything that lets me be creative with my hands
3. What are your hobbies?
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m a summer girl. I do summer dis, summer dat. but, lol: music creation, djing, collecting vinyl, cooking, visual art, gardening, building stuff. Anything that lets me be creative with my hands
I might mess around and straighten my hair today to see if it’s long enough for other Black women to stop me and say “okay, bundles!” (It’s probably not, but still)
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I might mess around and straighten my hair today to see if it’s long enough for other Black women to stop me and say “okay, bundles!” (It’s probably not, but still)
Wet Seal and Books-a-Million
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wet Seal and Books-a-Million
Campbell’s—you up!
i got rid of Amazon, Target, Hulu / Disney, Spotify. Who’s next?
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Campbell’s—you up!
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I mean…It’s a lot of ppl that are cops even if they aren’t technically police officers.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I mean…It’s a lot of ppl that are cops even if they aren’t technically police officers.
I just know whoever got all these traits is tied of being brought up every other week
If she got any combination of these five, she’s a hoochie mama:
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I just know whoever got all these traits is tied of being brought up every other week
I love seeing Jasmine Guy in the wild aka popping up in guest / supporting roles (watching Harlem for the first time).
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love seeing Jasmine Guy in the wild aka popping up in guest / supporting roles (watching Harlem for the first time).
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This reminds me of my time with my Silver Fox …
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
It’s quite an adjustment to have the princess treatment when you’ve been treated like a mule for your whole life (paging all Black eldest daughters!)
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This reminds me of my time with my Silver Fox …
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
We were out and he opened my car door. So my ditsy ass slid over and opened his door.
He was like “nah. The purpose is for you to be set and comfortable. I’ll open my own door”
Idk if this a bat or a bird under my carport but guess who not finna investigate
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Idk if this a bat or a bird under my carport but guess who not finna investigate
It’s quite an adjustment to have the princess treatment when you’ve been treated like a mule for your whole life (paging all Black eldest daughters!)
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s quite an adjustment to have the princess treatment when you’ve been treated like a mule for your whole life (paging all Black eldest daughters!)
he want to suck Mamdani dick so bad
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
he want to suck Mamdani dick so bad
FYI, the way my patience is set up, I’m liable to end up on TikTok getting very loud and unpafeshunal in somebody’s establishment. Because mothafuckas is trying me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
FYI, the way my patience is set up, I’m liable to end up on TikTok getting very loud and unpafeshunal in somebody’s establishment. Because mothafuckas is trying me.
the slapping noises & rhythm. Also, it‘s fun, as the bottom/recipient, to roll that beautiful bean footage and see my recoil in slow motion.
What’s the best thing about back shots?
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the slapping noises & rhythm. Also, it‘s fun, as the bottom/recipient, to roll that beautiful bean footage and see my recoil in slow motion.
Beyoncé — i ain’t got it so stop begging!
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Beyoncé — i ain’t got it so stop begging!
Everybody is all “i’m nasty, I’m a freak” until I pull out the **** **** and then it’s crickets!
Own your nasty.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Everybody is all “i’m nasty, I’m a freak” until I pull out the **** **** and then it’s crickets!
i need more of this
I Am in Love
YouTube video by Jennifer Lara - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i need more of this
yes i think they might be scissoring but also experiencing an incredibly homoerotic and codependent friendship
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
yes i think they might be scissoring but also experiencing an incredibly homoerotic and codependent friendship
Expecting someone to be mentally stable in these conditions AND this economy is asking for a lot
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Expecting someone to be mentally stable in these conditions AND this economy is asking for a lot
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I mean... he's touching her woman sooo
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I mean... he's touching her woman sooo
what kind of greens are y’all cooking? I usually do a combo of turnip and mustard but I couldn’t find any mustard. (I do not come from a family that cooks collards).
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
what kind of greens are y’all cooking? I usually do a combo of turnip and mustard but I couldn’t find any mustard. (I do not come from a family that cooks collards).