Never underestimate Republican disdain for blue Houston. They hate us.

Texas Rs often (mis)allocate funds to rural red counties, leaving Houston far less than its share. For Kerr County to refuse funds that might help "crazy" Houstonians who dare to leave the city limits is pretty galling.

He's 4chan's Howard Hughes, hoarding his sperm in the shape of babies, only venturing outside his compound with a bulletproof vest and a living helmet.

Agoraphobic xenophobic paranoid narcissist who dreams of escape to Mars and immortality.

Gotta wonder how many jars he's got in the freezer.

Black market shipments of tomatoes and avocados! ICE will pack on some pounds with all that guacamole! GEO group will make bank to jail the smugglers before they are flown on an extra-expensive habeas-corpus-free flight to El Salvador.

These wild swings on fake information... if we had something like an SEC, they might want to look at who's making money?

Do we have an SEC today or are they on administrative leave or already disbanded or on the chopping block or...

I wonder if it will occur to these “acceleration” geniuses that their miscalculations might mean they need to re-think some of their other strategies. All learning so far seems to have been outsourced solely to their AI babies.

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I agree yet…i can see no zero-rapist scenario when all the nominees will surely be loyal white frat boys who “like beer”

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Courts? Where we’re going we don’t need “courts”…

for races that are being announced as "too close to call" which means NOTHING there should definitely be NO MUSIC :(

gonna be a long night :/

I know the Mars-launch window is still far away but has anyone asked him if he'd like a nice jaunt in a submersible? His crack team of genius engineers could do humanity a real favor here. Get him to see what starlink's speed is over in the Marianas. For the science <3