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tylermac
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Ohtani on the Angels
December 8, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I’d pay $100 for a web ride through lower Manhattan. Some gig-work in between ultravillian doomsday scenarios.
December 2, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I prefer skippy nae-naes

*semi truck slowly runs over my skull*
December 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Lookin like Mac’s mom
November 15, 2024 at 11:48 PM
hello to ed
November 11, 2024 at 1:09 PM
September 24, 2024 at 9:33 AM
My parents took me to Carrot Top when I was 10 and he had a prop bit where there was a specific part of a towel for your dirty asshole.
February 13, 2024 at 2:05 AM
*some guy in a cube farm looking at my Build-A-Bear credit card application*

"Exemplary. +3 points"
August 9, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Circle back? Buddy, I never left.
July 26, 2023 at 6:50 PM
CSI hacking scene: “optimizing for compute”
July 16, 2023 at 2:21 PM