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Tyler Evans
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Survival is insufficient.
Anime cons are wild because a frat bro with a “WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR” shirt just asked me my pronouns
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Fucking crying laughing at “the font is too woke.” These people are incredible
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Decided it was finally time to grow up and pay for the level two iCloud plan. I made it work with level one for ten years, so it was a good run.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Played PEAK for the first time tonight and died in every biome
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
guy in the discord just asked what Pluribus is about. like, who cares???? it's by vince gilligan and it's good just watch it
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ten years of peace.
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is a fantastic piece
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My drives are named after the NERV Magi system
September 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Apple announcing new iPhones with better cameras the day before a political assassination is a reminder that many of these devices will be used to capture horrific tragedies in stunning resolution.
September 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Tyler Evans
if you are ever tempted to write off the residents of a "red" (i.e., gerrymandered) state and say "set them adrift, let them secede, they deserve what they voted for", you are missing all the thousands of stories like this where the human beings in those states are pushing back every single day
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I miss Robin Williams.
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Writing a parody of “Mirtazapine” by Hayley Williams called “Finasteride”
August 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My favorite video game is The Witness, which is about trying to understand the world around you.

My favorite TV show is The Leftovers, which is about trying to live in a world that you don't understand.
August 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I figured out what Liquid Glass reminds me of
July 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It is time.
July 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think I've earned this three times now, and every time it makes me cry.

“Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?”
July 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My mom: “You should follow this guy, he’s gay but he’s a Republican.”

Me: “I’m not gonna follow a gay Republican. That’s like following a Jewish Nazi.”
July 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I wish there were 26 hours in a day so that every day I could still do all the same things but then I could also watch The Social Network
July 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Aaron Sorkin is too good of a writer to be forced to work with a director as bad as Aaron Sorkin
‘The Social Network 2’ is in the works at Sony

Aaron Sorkin is set to write and direct

(via Deadline)
June 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I really hate that the OS version that comes out in 2025 is called 26. Needlessly confusing. #WWDC
June 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Checked my IRL list on Twitter for the first time in months. It used to be a feed of a bunch of my friends posting about a variety of things. Now it's just a handful of people, mostly talking about their specific interest. Huge falloff for the Nazi site.
June 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why is it so difficult to buy a console. Why can't I just buy it online
June 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just saw a TikTok of someone watching the finale of The Rehearsal on their MacBook not even fullscreen but like inside of a Chrome window so you could see the tabs and dock and everything and it made me so upset I quit the app because like YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH TV ON A TV WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS
June 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just found out that this guy's name is Zrek
May 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The Rehearsal S02E06: “My Controls”

Directed by Nathan Fielder
Cinematography by Marco Cordero
May 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM