Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good)
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I want it on record that I only came over here, not for reasons of morality, but bc Elon finally broke Twitter to the point that it just doesn't work
Other day I was in a Lyft, very nice and new with a strong scent of cinnamon and actual butthole. Driver was an older guy with lots of jewelry blasting rave music so I couldn’t tell if the butthole smell was something that had happened in the car or a just a note he liked in the air freshener.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Other day I was in a Lyft, very nice and new with a strong scent of cinnamon and actual butthole. Driver was an older guy with lots of jewelry blasting rave music so I couldn’t tell if the butthole smell was something that had happened in the car or a just a note he liked in the air freshener.
Ever since I figured out how to make my own ringtones, like 15 years ago, “I Wanna Be Adored” has been the ringtone on my phone. I’ve never gotten sick of it.
RIP Mani
RIP Mani
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ever since I figured out how to make my own ringtones, like 15 years ago, “I Wanna Be Adored” has been the ringtone on my phone. I’ve never gotten sick of it.
RIP Mani
RIP Mani
It’s entirely insane that “stars” became a term we use to refer to celebrities. If I go outside and look up on a clear night, I am reminded of the scale of the universe and it puts my problems in perspective. None of that happens when former Mickey Mouse Club cast members do a pap walk.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s entirely insane that “stars” became a term we use to refer to celebrities. If I go outside and look up on a clear night, I am reminded of the scale of the universe and it puts my problems in perspective. None of that happens when former Mickey Mouse Club cast members do a pap walk.
Oh this song is called “I Shot the Sheriff” that sounds cool I hope the guy in the song doesn’t turn out to be a total bitch about it
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh this song is called “I Shot the Sheriff” that sounds cool I hope the guy in the song doesn’t turn out to be a total bitch about it
Democrats Concede to Republican Demands of Throwing Newborns into Volcano, Citing Need for Return to Bipartisan Normalcy
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Democrats Concede to Republican Demands of Throwing Newborns into Volcano, Citing Need for Return to Bipartisan Normalcy
fiscally conservative but socially a loser
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
fiscally conservative but socially a loser
Got a haircut so, regrettably, it is once again over for you hoes
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Got a haircut so, regrettably, it is once again over for you hoes
Let 👏 People 👏 Enjoy 👏 Thongs 👏
October 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Let 👏 People 👏 Enjoy 👏 Thongs 👏
In a world that made any sense the average prices of an album and a concert ticket would be the inverse of what they are now.
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
In a world that made any sense the average prices of an album and a concert ticket would be the inverse of what they are now.
Can’t wait for SexGPT to start convincing guys it would be hot to self castrate
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can’t wait for SexGPT to start convincing guys it would be hot to self castrate
I wish I had a supercut video of the past ten years showing clips of whatever Lyft drivers were listening to before they saw me wearing cowboy boots while walking to their vehicle and assumed I have the worst taste in music
October 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I wish I had a supercut video of the past ten years showing clips of whatever Lyft drivers were listening to before they saw me wearing cowboy boots while walking to their vehicle and assumed I have the worst taste in music
it is actually hilarious that Taylor Swift has decided this is a good time to release a new album
October 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it is actually hilarious that Taylor Swift has decided this is a good time to release a new album
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A quick reminder that this thread is turning into the best overall place collating Kaleb's longer-form work; Jake's been steadily adding to it, with the latest entries just today. (And the tweets and the photography and the podcast and etc. are all out there too.)
September 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A quick reminder that this thread is turning into the best overall place collating Kaleb's longer-form work; Jake's been steadily adding to it, with the latest entries just today. (And the tweets and the photography and the podcast and etc. are all out there too.)
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Some important info on Kaleb Horton and his writing for MTV: as I learned, he'd reupped the Merle piece on his site earlier this year, but otherwise his 2016-2017 work there was scrubbed and long unavailable. Happily, I was able to find a Wayback link with them all. Share, read, and remember.
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September 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Some important info on Kaleb Horton and his writing for MTV: as I learned, he'd reupped the Merle piece on his site earlier this year, but otherwise his 2016-2017 work there was scrubbed and long unavailable. Happily, I was able to find a Wayback link with them all. Share, read, and remember.
Just logged in to Twitter to read all of my DMs with Kaleb and now I am really, really sad. This is a person who was unquestionably fumbled by American media. I feel like making a list of people who should have been forced to hand it all over to him. I might even fucking be one of them.
September 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just logged in to Twitter to read all of my DMs with Kaleb and now I am really, really sad. This is a person who was unquestionably fumbled by American media. I feel like making a list of people who should have been forced to hand it all over to him. I might even fucking be one of them.
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And now I'm just spelunking around and here's this Facebook post by Kaleb Horton from September 2017. It was three months after MTV dumped its freelancers. I'm sure it would have been a piece there; instead he posted this on FB just to have it written out: Toys 'R' Us as societal microcosm.
September 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And now I'm just spelunking around and here's this Facebook post by Kaleb Horton from September 2017. It was three months after MTV dumped its freelancers. I'm sure it would have been a piece there; instead he posted this on FB just to have it written out: Toys 'R' Us as societal microcosm.
Failing to get into metal and hardcore as a teenager is fundamentally doing youth incorrectly.
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Failing to get into metal and hardcore as a teenager is fundamentally doing youth incorrectly.
can someone play Aphex Twin for RFK Jr?
I just want to see what happens
I just want to see what happens
September 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
can someone play Aphex Twin for RFK Jr?
I just want to see what happens
I just want to see what happens
Just for the record, I was raptured but when nobody else was I decided to come back
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Just for the record, I was raptured but when nobody else was I decided to come back
Alright, I thought about just not saying anything (because that’s always an option, believe it or not) but ultimately decided I do have a responsibility to point out that Blow is the best Red Lorry Yellow Lorry album.
September 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Alright, I thought about just not saying anything (because that’s always an option, believe it or not) but ultimately decided I do have a responsibility to point out that Blow is the best Red Lorry Yellow Lorry album.
Wait, what happened. I thought we were doing a civil war to eradicate the ideology of the shooter. What haaaaaaaaappened
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wait, what happened. I thought we were doing a civil war to eradicate the ideology of the shooter. What haaaaaaaaappened
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Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
“Uh..”
*turning to look behind me while keeping mouth on mic because I’m a pro*
“…I guess… I guess not counting gang violence?”
*turning to look behind me while keeping mouth on mic because I’m a pro*
“…I guess… I guess not counting gang violence?”
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Uh..”
*turning to look behind me while keeping mouth on mic because I’m a pro*
“…I guess… I guess not counting gang violence?”
*turning to look behind me while keeping mouth on mic because I’m a pro*
“…I guess… I guess not counting gang violence?”
I’m glad I got into music before streaming services because I just looked at Ennio Morricone’s album discography on Tidal and what in the fuck
September 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m glad I got into music before streaming services because I just looked at Ennio Morricone’s album discography on Tidal and what in the fuck