typoeman.bsky.social
@typoeman.bsky.social
Things that are pretty cool:
-Paddle Boarding
-Legos
-Fish Sauce
-Baths
-Good Whiskey

Things that aren't really cool:
-Bibles
-Nazis
-Trips 3-7 back to your house when you're late for work because your ADHD fucks with you.
Debates between two extremely opposed people like hard conservative vs. Hard liberals doesnt serve much purpose other than for entertainment, I think. I'd be a lot more interested to see a moderate conservative debate an out right Nazi. I think this would promote growth over over bias confirmation.
March 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Is there a name for AI taking over everything and controlling humanity by governing the information they have access to? Like, a catastrophe-level version of Facebook or tiktok?
March 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Just to be clear, the MAGA movement isn't fascism. But holy shit it's getting closer and closer every time Donnie drops a new EO.
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Mark my words. The oncoming US administration will embolden aggressive nations to move on targeted territory. Russia and China will suffer little to no consequences for invading or annexing new territory because "Great America" is "focused on our own country".
January 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Satay grill!
January 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Short (but totally adequate, if you ask me) ribs!
December 16, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Moo ping! (Thai style pork skewers(
December 16, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Shrimp cake donuts.. shrimpnuts.
December 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Chicken cacio e pepe
December 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Working out at 22: I'm going to bench press FAR too much weight with absolutely no form, drink all night tonight, then do 10 hours of manual labor tomorrow and feel fine.

Working out at 32: I did 3 Push-Ups and sneezed so I've now hurt my neck and can't turn my head to the left for 3 days.
December 13, 2024 at 4:51 AM
You know, if liberals were dumber we would be spreading a bunch of doctored photos, making trump look bad, and everyone would believe it.

*buys photoshop*
December 9, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Wow. A not-insignificant part of parenthood is saving your kid's life only for them to get mad at you.
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
This year, Thanksgiving needs a Purge-like announcement before the politics kick off.
November 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I'd like to formally submit "bleet" as a replacement for "skeet".
November 27, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Can we get an ad bot blocking starter pack, please?
November 26, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Love the platform. Don't love the never-ending game of wack-a-mole that is getting rid of spam bots.

Idgaf about elon's pig scandal or whatever the fuck that's supposed to be.
November 25, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Im torn between dressing the way I like and dressing "gayer" so people stop assuming I'm a conservative.
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I think it's incredible (while still frustrating), so give example after example in an argument about (subject), and it be like talking to a wall. You could have written the books on debate, but some people will respond to you with a meme or a bogus/baseless claim and then feel like they won.
November 24, 2024 at 8:33 AM
HEY. SHITHEAD. I hope you have a great FUCKING day and that all of you FUCKING dreams come true.

(Unless your dream is MAGA control, the suck frogs, looser.)
November 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Yeah, well, I did more weight on the assisted pull-up machine than anyone else at the gym. MESS WITH THE BULL, GET THE HORNS, BUDDY.
November 22, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Reasonable question: On Twitter, we made tweets. Dose Bluesky have an equivalent? Do we yell at clouds?
November 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM