Mordechai Luchins
@typolad.bsky.social
I post things about food, geekery, pets, and being a Jewish person. Enjoy
“Have fun working, human. I keep your bed now”
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“Have fun working, human. I keep your bed now”
“Old backpack? No me no see old backpack. Me do have new bed tho.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“Old backpack? No me no see old backpack. Me do have new bed tho.”
“Let us into mother’s room, human servant. This we command”
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Let us into mother’s room, human servant. This we command”
“I’m just a kitten but doesn’t pre-peeled garlic go against the teachings of the Sky Nonas?”
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“I’m just a kitten but doesn’t pre-peeled garlic go against the teachings of the Sky Nonas?”
I admit, I’m showing off my computing power today.
45” monitor. M4 MacBoom Air, iPad Pro 3rd Gen, two Lenovo gaming handhelds , Lenovo gaming tablet I’m supposed to be photographing, and a silly little iPod in my monitor notch
45” monitor. M4 MacBoom Air, iPad Pro 3rd Gen, two Lenovo gaming handhelds , Lenovo gaming tablet I’m supposed to be photographing, and a silly little iPod in my monitor notch
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I admit, I’m showing off my computing power today.
45” monitor. M4 MacBoom Air, iPad Pro 3rd Gen, two Lenovo gaming handhelds , Lenovo gaming tablet I’m supposed to be photographing, and a silly little iPod in my monitor notch
45” monitor. M4 MacBoom Air, iPad Pro 3rd Gen, two Lenovo gaming handhelds , Lenovo gaming tablet I’m supposed to be photographing, and a silly little iPod in my monitor notch
The moment I sat down, this lovely girl came over and flopped down next to me for pets.
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The moment I sat down, this lovely girl came over and flopped down next to me for pets.
“National Black Cat DAY?? We just assumed EVERY day was ours.”
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“Now be a good serving human and get us a sunbeam.”
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“Now be a good serving human and get us a sunbeam.”
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“National Black Cat DAY?? We just assumed EVERY day was ours.”
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“Now be a good serving human and get us a sunbeam.”
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“Now be a good serving human and get us a sunbeam.”
Look at this perfect little robot samurai dude.
Now I need to get his husband.
Now I need to get his husband.
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Look at this perfect little robot samurai dude.
Now I need to get his husband.
Now I need to get his husband.
“No more working. “
“I was shopping! For food!”
“For me?”
“No, for us. The humans.”
“Then no. No shopping.”
“I was shopping! For food!”
“For me?”
“No, for us. The humans.”
“Then no. No shopping.”
October 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“No more working. “
“I was shopping! For food!”
“For me?”
“No, for us. The humans.”
“Then no. No shopping.”
“I was shopping! For food!”
“For me?”
“No, for us. The humans.”
“Then no. No shopping.”
Kitten finds the sounds of anti-fascism soothing and falls asleep
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Kitten finds the sounds of anti-fascism soothing and falls asleep
Random things Jews notice while watching TV:
The set of Soncino Talmud in the background of a scene in “The Diplomat”
The set of Soncino Talmud in the background of a scene in “The Diplomat”
October 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Random things Jews notice while watching TV:
The set of Soncino Talmud in the background of a scene in “The Diplomat”
The set of Soncino Talmud in the background of a scene in “The Diplomat”
You say “someone bought too many bananas” but we say “time to make banana walnut muffins”!
October 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You say “someone bought too many bananas” but we say “time to make banana walnut muffins”!
While our milk bread experiment may have failed, in terms of challah shaping it gave us some ideas
Almost too pretty to eat
Almost too pretty to eat
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
While our milk bread experiment may have failed, in terms of challah shaping it gave us some ideas
Almost too pretty to eat
Almost too pretty to eat
Forget the cone of shame. We are now in the burrito of judgement.
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Forget the cone of shame. We are now in the burrito of judgement.
Stretching kitting cuddling into husky who is also being used as a pillow by her elder sister
October 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Stretching kitting cuddling into husky who is also being used as a pillow by her elder sister
Aurora, our coward of a Husky: is the kitten around? Oh please tell
Me the kitten is not around.
Freya: shhhh. You’ll ruin her entire mornin’
Me the kitten is not around.
Freya: shhhh. You’ll ruin her entire mornin’
September 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Aurora, our coward of a Husky: is the kitten around? Oh please tell
Me the kitten is not around.
Freya: shhhh. You’ll ruin her entire mornin’
Me the kitten is not around.
Freya: shhhh. You’ll ruin her entire mornin’
Our older black cat, Zuri, made a little nest for herself in my storage area (think an ADHD “doom bag” but it is an entire small room)
She made this nest to hide from Freya, the itty bitty grey tabby kitty
As you can see? Super effective.
She made this nest to hide from Freya, the itty bitty grey tabby kitty
As you can see? Super effective.
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Our older black cat, Zuri, made a little nest for herself in my storage area (think an ADHD “doom bag” but it is an entire small room)
She made this nest to hide from Freya, the itty bitty grey tabby kitty
As you can see? Super effective.
She made this nest to hide from Freya, the itty bitty grey tabby kitty
As you can see? Super effective.
Here is a great meme for the Asseret Ymai Teshuvah
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Here is a great meme for the Asseret Ymai Teshuvah
I’m ridiculously proud of how this came out.
September 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m ridiculously proud of how this came out.
“Where roomie go?! Come baaack.”
September 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“Where roomie go?! Come baaack.”
“I nap in da garden”
So much for my fresh herbs
So much for my fresh herbs
September 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“I nap in da garden”
So much for my fresh herbs
So much for my fresh herbs
My son is old school.
September 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My son is old school.
I make too much food.
September 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I make too much food.