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yonocomprepan.bsky.social
EE.UU. se construyó sobre un cementerio indio. ¿Qué podría salir mal?
January 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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mikemaihack.com
Girl with a short skirt and a long... jacket.
Sketch of a girl wearing a short skirt and a long jacket. She has a mind like a diamond, knows how to get up early, is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack, and occasionally has been known to use a machete to cut through red tape (or so I've been told).
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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flanaganmcphee.bsky.social
-Somos los 5 jinetes del Apocalipsis
-¿5?
-Hambre, Peste, Muerte, Guerra y Cuqui
-¿Cuqui?
-Es mi hermano el rarito. Mamá me obliga a traerlo.
November 18, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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davideneldni.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 18, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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chuckiclampy.bsky.social
Joder, qué gracia me hace que la IA del divorciado de mierda se haya rebelado contra el dueño, y ahora esté en modo "así es, eres un termotanque de sida, terrorista de choripanes, tobogán de piojos".
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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davekellett.bsky.social
Bluesky pals! I've been doing a fun series called ANATOMY OF DOGS, making fun of the different breeds! Today, a very special dad enters the room! It's...the AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN SOMEWHERE
Title at the top: Anatomy of an Australian Cattle Dog Main image: An Australian Cattle Dog is sitting upright with paws raised, looking happy and playful. There’s a small toy figure next to him. Text to the left of the dog’s head: “The Australian Cattle Dog is famous for saying 'OH BISCUITS!' to keep from cursing around his kids.” Text to the left of the dog’s chest: “The Australian Cattle Dog is married to a lovely woman named Chilli who he met at a party in London. (She claims he was picking his nose when they met, which tracks.)” Text to the left of the dog’s paws: “The Australian Cattle Dog is sometimes called a ‘Blue Heeler’... or just his surname of ‘Heeler’.” Text to the right of the dog’s head: “The Australian Cattle Dog is an archeologist, so he DIGS BONES FOR A LIVING. Which is, I mean, come on. Chef’s Kiss” Text to the right of the dog’s body: “Together with Chilli, the Australian Cattle Dog has two children: BLUEY and BINGO.” Text to the right of the dog’s back leg: “Fun Fact: Anytime you see the Australian Cattle Dog humming onscreen, he's humming part of the theme song.” Text to the right, towards the bottom: “He’s kind of the bestest dad ever, and is good at 'keepie uppy' and 'tickle crabs' and everything.” Text below the dog’s tail, next to the toy figure: “But! He once CHEATED at a game of obstacle course... the scoundrel!” (Comic by SheldonComics.com)
October 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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mortimerfu.bsky.social
—¡Qué vengas aquí!
—No, que me vuelves a pegar.
October 31, 2023 at 2:52 PM