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Tyrant In Training

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Comedy podcast where guests rule their own country exactly the way they like it tyrant-in-training.podcastpage.io Hosted by @kevryanperson.bsky.social

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · Feb 2

I appreciate that tyrannical maniac rulers has become fashionable for more and more countries but new episodes of this podcast features guests becoming hypothetical tyrants of their own countries

No peasants are actually harmed on this podcast

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Tyrant In Training Podcast

Welcome to The Tyrant In Training Podcast, your weekly dose of comedy and power fantasies! Join us as we ask our guests what they would do as the supreme ruler of their own country. From choosing thei...

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 13h

I'm waiting for the sequel to Death of Stalin that's all about the Trump regime lackeys

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 13h

These fucking oddballs are pure concentrated idiots

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 13h

You can't have so much wealth disparity across the world without everything falling apart

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 1d

Don't know or care about this Hasan Piker guy but why is he shocking the poor dog?

I assume people won't defend him?

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 1d

The little fella is just angry that judges can sit down on benches while he has to climb up step stools

two men are sitting at a table and one of them is very small man

Alt: Dec of Ant & Dec fame saying "Very small man" to the camera - during I'm A Celebrity, he kept up this running joke of mocking Dennis Wise, who is of similar height, for being small - 5 foot 6

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 2d

That's a campaign slogan I could get behind

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 2d

The MAGA reply

"Ghislaine who?"

"That was years ago, what about now?"

"I'm concerned, I just hope he listens more to Miller/ Hegseth/ Vance"

"He's such a brilliant businessman, he doesn't need to make this misstep. Hope he does better while I fully support him"

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 2d

It really sucks to be outside the US and know it'll be years, at best, before it's a good idea to visit

I've a lot of cool American friends I'm missing

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 2d

"Did anyone else see that ludicrous demonic sexual performance by the Chiefs last night?"

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 2d

"POTUS is outraged by the results of the brilliant 4d chess moves he farted out while he was mountain-hiking a gentle ramp up to a stage"

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

The Far- Right Stripes

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Cult Papa @cult-papa.com · 3d

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d e p r e s s i o n

a skeleton in front of a field in autumn the trees are dropping leaves and there is a mountain in the background. skelton has laser eyes and maple leaf pasties. text reads “seasonal depression”

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

Are the leaves nipples or tassels? 🤨

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

I'm surprised his sycophant followers haven't already created a Trump Peace Prize instead

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

He wrote one of his odd and sick scenes inside a doodle of a tower

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

I'm convinced he's gonna fall down stairs and it's going to be captured on TV

Like, that's the way he's gonna go, full on, head over heels, slinky style down the stairs

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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly, after the night of self-doubt and misery I've went through, I'm quite proud I woke up, worked my day job and remade the @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social logo, especially considering I've no skill at anything art related and I refuse to use AI

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 4d

I'm actually proud of this new logo I did despite having no talent!! 😇

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 7d

New York Stand-up Comedian and Actor @laurahigh5.bsky.social joins the Tyrant In Training show to talk about her island of High York, a home for Neuro-spicy people who love Shake Shack and animals. We also learn about her magnificent bathrobe and talent for devil sticks

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 11d

This is why I'm not too concerned by his Canada and Greenland threats because he's too busy declaring war on his own fellow citizens first

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 11d

To everyone angry at Sooz for this, I once wished her all the best before her show and she dropkicked me out of the 2nd floor window 😞

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11d

I've never understood why people go "be safe" when there's murky shit going on. Oh alright, cheers for that, I was going to blunder about like a right silly cunt but now you've told me, a grown adult, to "be safe" I'll have my wits about me.

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 11d

Good move

I'm 100% certain this will piss him off.

Probably enough to declare war on Norway

Although I think he's too busy declaring war on US citizens to attack foreign countries right now

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 11d

Saw this and laughed at the score even harder

Trump could inspire US to Ryder Cup victory - Dechambeau

Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 11d

a cartoon character says it 's been done in front of a crowd

Alt: a cartoon character says it 's been done in front of a crowds "George Harrison" is that character

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Tyrant In Training @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social · 11d

Keep going Europe

Keep eating shit trump

Trump could inspire US to Ryder Cup victory - Dechambeau

Spooler: he couldn't inspire jack shit

Current score at Ryder Cup

Team USA: 3.5
Team Europe 8.5

14 points needed for Europe to win