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Tyron
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Raise taxes, repair the country. Inspired by joy, sobriety, Marcel Duchamp, Kelis, Mata Hari, and those hallucinations I used to have.
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the contrast between its fame/location and its actual presence when you're there is like if Henry Cavill took his pants off and revealed his one-inch cock
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Charing Cross has so little gravitas as a terminus. needs more
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Most of their demands get rejected!
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Not sure I'd describe them as one of the leading factions - they're tiny! Their bark is louder than their bite
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
fuck you muller corner i can do this at home for a third of the price
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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One of the many constants throughout history is that dictators and would-be dictators give absurdly long speeches (because they are narcissists who love hearing themselves talk and nobody tells them no).
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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'Thanks to this deal, Mauritius could hand a base to CHINA!' - I mean, they could already, there are a load of other islands there. India has one. (China also has one that is convenient for the neighbourhood).
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM