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Getting really sick of being forced to interact with people who have no desire to improve themselves on any level and continually cause problems
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Getting really sick of being forced to interact with people who have no desire to improve themselves on any level and continually cause problems
I always want Panera breakfast too late in the day 😩
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I always want Panera breakfast too late in the day 😩
While all of these major powers are going crazy over nuclear weapons I bet there’s a demure country out there working on rediscovering Greek fire
June 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
While all of these major powers are going crazy over nuclear weapons I bet there’s a demure country out there working on rediscovering Greek fire
Fun Fact: Emilio Esteves was the coach in The Mighty Ducks, not Michael Douglas
June 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fun Fact: Emilio Esteves was the coach in The Mighty Ducks, not Michael Douglas
It truly infuriates me that the man that would spend 30 minutes a day yelling at me about making him late to work is constantly late to meet me places
June 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It truly infuriates me that the man that would spend 30 minutes a day yelling at me about making him late to work is constantly late to meet me places
I fell for a robot scam :( the future is here!!!
June 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I fell for a robot scam :( the future is here!!!
Jason Bourne is a fed. So is Jack Reacher. John Wick? He would never. Liam Neeson’s status is up in the air
June 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Jason Bourne is a fed. So is Jack Reacher. John Wick? He would never. Liam Neeson’s status is up in the air
Theo Von is FORTY FIVE???
June 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Theo Von is FORTY FIVE???
And it was NOT mine
The elementary school litmus test to see if horror is your jam.
June 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
And it was NOT mine
How does one sneak into a conclave? Asking for a friend who remembers some of the Hail Mary and all of the Presbyterian Apostles Creed
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
How does one sneak into a conclave? Asking for a friend who remembers some of the Hail Mary and all of the Presbyterian Apostles Creed
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Selena Gomez has sold Alex Russo’s wand on her website for $4.
March 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Selena Gomez has sold Alex Russo’s wand on her website for $4.
People driving Dodge Chargers don’t use turn signals because if you’re behind one you should already expect them to do something dumb as hell
March 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
People driving Dodge Chargers don’t use turn signals because if you’re behind one you should already expect them to do something dumb as hell
Those old Gushers commercials where kids heads turned to fruit were basically episodes of Black Mirror to me when I was 7
February 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Those old Gushers commercials where kids heads turned to fruit were basically episodes of Black Mirror to me when I was 7
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Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU
February 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU
Does it even matter to anyone that I suddenly have a desperate craving for a CiCi’s dessert pizza?
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Does it even matter to anyone that I suddenly have a desperate craving for a CiCi’s dessert pizza?
If I ever escape the South I hope to GOD that she never makes me experience a fake summer again. I went into work looking like a FOOL today
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If I ever escape the South I hope to GOD that she never makes me experience a fake summer again. I went into work looking like a FOOL today
I think it’s almost time for me to watch Girls. Almost. Not quite though
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I think it’s almost time for me to watch Girls. Almost. Not quite though
Oh well damn then! Someone get on this!
February 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh well damn then! Someone get on this!
I need…I need to listen to the Glee version of Losing My Religion
February 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I need…I need to listen to the Glee version of Losing My Religion
I think it’s taken longer than it should have, and it’s been happening gradually over the last two weeks, but I have fully grasped and accepted that he’s president again and I’m so terrified and angry right now that my head hurts
February 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I think it’s taken longer than it should have, and it’s been happening gradually over the last two weeks, but I have fully grasped and accepted that he’s president again and I’m so terrified and angry right now that my head hurts
Whoever told me to take fiber gummies before bed should be court marshaled. It’s not a life hack!
January 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whoever told me to take fiber gummies before bed should be court marshaled. It’s not a life hack!
Some of you don’t have what it takes to be a mother, I’ll just call you out on that now. Me? Well, not to toot my own horn, but I took a big step today and started the adoption process. My Tamagotchi gets here tomorrow :)
January 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Some of you don’t have what it takes to be a mother, I’ll just call you out on that now. Me? Well, not to toot my own horn, but I took a big step today and started the adoption process. My Tamagotchi gets here tomorrow :)
Oh we’re cooked
January 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh we’re cooked
I think my life started going downhill around the same time I could no longer do the worm
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think my life started going downhill around the same time I could no longer do the worm
The Bob Dylan movie was literally him just going from one place to another. Sometimes he played music.
December 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
The Bob Dylan movie was literally him just going from one place to another. Sometimes he played music.