Uffda Jen
@uffdajen.bsky.social
A Minneapolis girl living in a St Louis world! Gin-eyerolls-awkward-shenanigans-snark-shaking my iced coffee-casual mentions of One Direction.
Lost the real tape measure so I raided my craft box.
Is this OSHA approved? No.
Are these windows getting curtain rods anyway? Probably…
Is this OSHA approved? No.
Are these windows getting curtain rods anyway? Probably…
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Lost the real tape measure so I raided my craft box.
Is this OSHA approved? No.
Are these windows getting curtain rods anyway? Probably…
Is this OSHA approved? No.
Are these windows getting curtain rods anyway? Probably…
Porch goose is ready for February!
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Porch goose is ready for February!
My tiny bestie and I went on a South Grand appetizer crawl last night to support local! Incredible food, lovely people… aggressively unfriendly sidewalks. Like pls let us live.
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
My tiny bestie and I went on a South Grand appetizer crawl last night to support local! Incredible food, lovely people… aggressively unfriendly sidewalks. Like pls let us live.
Back at Antonio’s because apparently I don’t believe in trying new things when something this good exists. Al pastor taco, puffy taco, all the sauces, and raspberry churros that deserve their own fan club. Drive-thru Mexican food in an old Jack in the Box is my love language.
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Back at Antonio’s because apparently I don’t believe in trying new things when something this good exists. Al pastor taco, puffy taco, all the sauces, and raspberry churros that deserve their own fan club. Drive-thru Mexican food in an old Jack in the Box is my love language.
I usually consider boiling water a success. Tonight I made pita. FROM SCRATCH. This is my personality now. (I also made a knock-off version of chicken gyro meat.)
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I usually consider boiling water a success. Tonight I made pita. FROM SCRATCH. This is my personality now. (I also made a knock-off version of chicken gyro meat.)
Antonio’s took over the old Jack in the Box on Gravois & Russell and is making our dreams come true! Mexican food, a massive menu, a sauce bar I took personally, breakfast options, and a drive-thru from morning to late night. This is what heaven looks like!
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Antonio’s took over the old Jack in the Box on Gravois & Russell and is making our dreams come true! Mexican food, a massive menu, a sauce bar I took personally, breakfast options, and a drive-thru from morning to late night. This is what heaven looks like!
Main character energy in a sparkly dress at a Dolly Parton symphony
January 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Main character energy in a sparkly dress at a Dolly Parton symphony
Home baker? No. Brownie visionary? Absolutely. This all started with a craving and ended with pistachio layers and a magic shell. I regret nothing.
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Home baker? No. Brownie visionary? Absolutely. This all started with a craving and ended with pistachio layers and a magic shell. I regret nothing.
My gravestone will say:
Here lies Jen
Beef kabob, half rice, half salad, extra dresssing.
Welcome back, Cafe Natasha and Mom!
Here lies Jen
Beef kabob, half rice, half salad, extra dresssing.
Welcome back, Cafe Natasha and Mom!
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
My gravestone will say:
Here lies Jen
Beef kabob, half rice, half salad, extra dresssing.
Welcome back, Cafe Natasha and Mom!
Here lies Jen
Beef kabob, half rice, half salad, extra dresssing.
Welcome back, Cafe Natasha and Mom!
Proof you can have Heated Rivalry at home. Maybe a new season of gay hockey candle drama? Enemies to lovers to mantle décor.
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Proof you can have Heated Rivalry at home. Maybe a new season of gay hockey candle drama? Enemies to lovers to mantle décor.
Supporting my old neighborhood and the neighbors mourning and fighting today
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Supporting my old neighborhood and the neighbors mourning and fighting today
Proof of skill, patience, and the fact that I am deeply unsuited for a self-sustaining lifestyle.
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Proof of skill, patience, and the fact that I am deeply unsuited for a self-sustaining lifestyle.
First round of celebrating is at Civil Life for their UK countdown and Wagyu burger special
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
First round of celebrating is at Civil Life for their UK countdown and Wagyu burger special
If you’re not welcoming the New Year in a tux on the porch, are you even trying?
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you’re not welcoming the New Year in a tux on the porch, are you even trying?
Nothing hits quite like diner pancakes, bottomless coffee, and waitresses serving hot gossip on the side. Olivette Diner, you’ll always have my heart.
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nothing hits quite like diner pancakes, bottomless coffee, and waitresses serving hot gossip on the side. Olivette Diner, you’ll always have my heart.
I have peaked. A Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake blow mold now lives in my home and honestly? This is the pinnacle of holiday decor. Thank you to Libby for truly getting my spirit!
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I have peaked. A Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake blow mold now lives in my home and honestly? This is the pinnacle of holiday decor. Thank you to Libby for truly getting my spirit!
Merry Christmas from Cathole, unfortunately.
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Merry Christmas from Cathole, unfortunately.
Christmas Eve tradition of ordering takeout from local international spots! So much food! Mexican, Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, Japanese, Chinese, oh my!
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Christmas Eve tradition of ordering takeout from local international spots! So much food! Mexican, Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, Japanese, Chinese, oh my!
Christmas Eve latte on the porch today.
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Christmas Eve latte on the porch today.
Bruce and Umar are back! And now they have to listen to me tell them about how they could be the cat version of Heated Rivalry
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bruce and Umar are back! And now they have to listen to me tell them about how they could be the cat version of Heated Rivalry
The weather is nice so the neighborhood kitty stopped over for a treat this morning
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The weather is nice so the neighborhood kitty stopped over for a treat this morning
Huge thanks to MaToVu for hosting an epic Kpop Demon Hunter Haunukah pizza and donut party.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Huge thanks to MaToVu for hosting an epic Kpop Demon Hunter Haunukah pizza and donut party.