Unfriendly Goose
@uglygoose.bsky.social
I f*cking hate golfers and will defend my turf.
No one has poured more oil on the flames of antisemitism than Netanyahu.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No one has poured more oil on the flames of antisemitism than Netanyahu.
Some wars Trump has ended several times. That’s how good he is.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Some wars Trump has ended several times. That’s how good he is.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
What do you call an American president who aligns American security policy with the dream of American foes?
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What do you call an American president who aligns American security policy with the dream of American foes?
BREAKING: I’ve been awarded the inaugural Goose Peace Prize, which is widely regarded as better than the Nobel.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
BREAKING: I’ve been awarded the inaugural Goose Peace Prize, which is widely regarded as better than the Nobel.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
A few tests helped Putin understand he has nothing to fear from the incompetent and corrupt Trump Administration.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A few tests helped Putin understand he has nothing to fear from the incompetent and corrupt Trump Administration.
Much like the Democrats, the Republicans need a breath of fresh air.
Unlike the Democrats, the Republicans need it because their effective leader fell asleep again and soiled himself.
Unlike the Democrats, the Republicans need it because their effective leader fell asleep again and soiled himself.
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Much like the Democrats, the Republicans need a breath of fresh air.
Unlike the Democrats, the Republicans need it because their effective leader fell asleep again and soiled himself.
Unlike the Democrats, the Republicans need it because their effective leader fell asleep again and soiled himself.
Republican Voters:
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Republican Voters:
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
3-tier justice system:
- Rich are not prosecuted
- Middle class citizens prosecuted in accordance with the law
- Poor and immigrants are abused in violation of laws and the constitution
- Rich are not prosecuted
- Middle class citizens prosecuted in accordance with the law
- Poor and immigrants are abused in violation of laws and the constitution
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
3-tier justice system:
- Rich are not prosecuted
- Middle class citizens prosecuted in accordance with the law
- Poor and immigrants are abused in violation of laws and the constitution
- Rich are not prosecuted
- Middle class citizens prosecuted in accordance with the law
- Poor and immigrants are abused in violation of laws and the constitution
Pete slipped into a soldier Halloween costume and seems very pleased with the reflection in the mirror.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Pete slipped into a soldier Halloween costume and seems very pleased with the reflection in the mirror.
We inherited this mess ⬇️, and we reversed its course!
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We inherited this mess ⬇️, and we reversed its course!
Piggy, are you referring to Lindsey Halligan as the "legal scholar"?
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Piggy, are you referring to Lindsey Halligan as the "legal scholar"?
Complete betrayal.
GOP will attempt to fellate Trump into changing his mind, but they know their chances aren't great, as Putin has photos of Trump blowing Bubba.
GOP will attempt to fellate Trump into changing his mind, but they know their chances aren't great, as Putin has photos of Trump blowing Bubba.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Complete betrayal.
GOP will attempt to fellate Trump into changing his mind, but they know their chances aren't great, as Putin has photos of Trump blowing Bubba.
GOP will attempt to fellate Trump into changing his mind, but they know their chances aren't great, as Putin has photos of Trump blowing Bubba.
Gaza plan?
Erase the country, stay complicit in killing tens of thousands, reward the aggressor and continue witnessing daily bombings and murder of civilians under the moniker of "lasting peace"?
Erase the country, stay complicit in killing tens of thousands, reward the aggressor and continue witnessing daily bombings and murder of civilians under the moniker of "lasting peace"?
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Gaza plan?
Erase the country, stay complicit in killing tens of thousands, reward the aggressor and continue witnessing daily bombings and murder of civilians under the moniker of "lasting peace"?
Erase the country, stay complicit in killing tens of thousands, reward the aggressor and continue witnessing daily bombings and murder of civilians under the moniker of "lasting peace"?
Trump asks Ukraine to capitulate.
He must have gotten call from Putin who either offered him a meeting or promised to show those photos of Trump and Bubba.
He must have gotten call from Putin who either offered him a meeting or promised to show those photos of Trump and Bubba.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump asks Ukraine to capitulate.
He must have gotten call from Putin who either offered him a meeting or promised to show those photos of Trump and Bubba.
He must have gotten call from Putin who either offered him a meeting or promised to show those photos of Trump and Bubba.
He did an excellent job indeed.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
He did an excellent job indeed.
Do you want Elon to have some dirt on you? Here is a solution:
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Do you want Elon to have some dirt on you? Here is a solution:
Just look at these damn terrorists, Marco.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just look at these damn terrorists, Marco.
But the same people told us that tariffs make everything cheaper and country wealthier.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
But the same people told us that tariffs make everything cheaper and country wealthier.
They have a true diversity of faces, from half-done MAGA-Lisa to fully done MAGA-Lisa.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
They have a true diversity of faces, from half-done MAGA-Lisa to fully done MAGA-Lisa.
On this day, November 5th, the president would like to remind Americans that the brown liquid dripping from his pants is exquisite chocolate, he scores multiple hole-in-ones in every single game, prices are down, incomes are up, unemployment is at record low and the economy is the best in history.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
On this day, November 5th, the president would like to remind Americans that the brown liquid dripping from his pants is exquisite chocolate, he scores multiple hole-in-ones in every single game, prices are down, incomes are up, unemployment is at record low and the economy is the best in history.
It looks like this, but in reverse.
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It looks like this, but in reverse.
I'd like to report a mass murder of Christians around the world. The suspect is an obese, geriatric, white male who smears his face with dog feces.
He is often seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC and 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, Florida.
He is often seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC and 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, Florida.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'd like to report a mass murder of Christians around the world. The suspect is an obese, geriatric, white male who smears his face with dog feces.
He is often seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC and 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, Florida.
He is often seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC and 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, Florida.
Don't assume that "being Christian" means anything positive. A few examples of "being Christian":
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Don't assume that "being Christian" means anything positive. A few examples of "being Christian":