Unfriendly Goose
@uglygoose.bsky.social
I f*cking hate golfers and will defend my turf.
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Why is the man that miraculously regrew an ear having so much trouble with “hand-shaking” injuries?
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Why is the man that miraculously regrew an ear having so much trouble with “hand-shaking” injuries?
No one has poured more oil on the flames of antisemitism than Netanyahu.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No one has poured more oil on the flames of antisemitism than Netanyahu.
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At first, the Trump administration cut USAID and military aid to Ukraine, reducing existing programs to a minimum. Then it imposed tariffs on the EU. Now it acts surprised that it has little leverage in negotiations, as all sides ignore Trump’s sporadic demands and tantrums
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
At first, the Trump administration cut USAID and military aid to Ukraine, reducing existing programs to a minimum. Then it imposed tariffs on the EU. Now it acts surprised that it has little leverage in negotiations, as all sides ignore Trump’s sporadic demands and tantrums
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You know you're losing the attention of your audience when they start doing this in front of you
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You know you're losing the attention of your audience when they start doing this in front of you
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It used to be an impeachable offense.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It used to be an impeachable offense.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
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LOOK AT ME, I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
LOOK AT ME, I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
Some wars Trump has ended several times. That’s how good he is.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Some wars Trump has ended several times. That’s how good he is.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
Morning: war. Evening: no war. Next day: war again—ended before lunch, back by dinner. All thanks to his leadership.
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“Peace at any cost” is the most dangerous oxymoron in circulation.
If 🇺🇦 made “difficult concessions” and dropped its “stubborn pride,” we’d have peace, they say.
Only the callous or willfully blind buy this lunacy. If aggression pays, the war expands.
“Peace at any cost” = “more war, yes please”
If 🇺🇦 made “difficult concessions” and dropped its “stubborn pride,” we’d have peace, they say.
Only the callous or willfully blind buy this lunacy. If aggression pays, the war expands.
“Peace at any cost” = “more war, yes please”
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“Peace at any cost” is the most dangerous oxymoron in circulation.
If 🇺🇦 made “difficult concessions” and dropped its “stubborn pride,” we’d have peace, they say.
Only the callous or willfully blind buy this lunacy. If aggression pays, the war expands.
“Peace at any cost” = “more war, yes please”
If 🇺🇦 made “difficult concessions” and dropped its “stubborn pride,” we’d have peace, they say.
Only the callous or willfully blind buy this lunacy. If aggression pays, the war expands.
“Peace at any cost” = “more war, yes please”
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If there's one man who is used to being told "not everything is about size", it's Donald.
POLITICO: "Which country right now is in the stronger negotiating position?"
Trump: "There can be no question about it. It’s Russia. It’s a much bigger country."
You know Donald, not everything is about the size.
Trump: "There can be no question about it. It’s Russia. It’s a much bigger country."
You know Donald, not everything is about the size.
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If there's one man who is used to being told "not everything is about size", it's Donald.
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President Zelenskyy has rejected the Trump peace plan, submitted to him in its original Russian.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
President Zelenskyy has rejected the Trump peace plan, submitted to him in its original Russian.
The rule of law is the enemy of the New United States. So, the EU must be destroyed.
1/🧵 The shocking part is when you put it all together, you see very clearly how the administration thinks about America's place in the world, its expectations, its priorities, how it views others. This is perhaps the last wake-up call for Europe – Interview link in comments.
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The rule of law is the enemy of the New United States. So, the EU must be destroyed.
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BREAKING: Alina Habba is finally stepping down from her role as U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey after the Third Circuit affirmed her disqualification
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BREAKING: Alina Habba is finally stepping down from her role as U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey after the Third Circuit affirmed her disqualification
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Norwegian Institute of International Affairs and Corisk did the math Europe's politicians haven't.
Arm Ukraine to win: €522-838 billion. Let Russia win and rearm Europe: €1.2-1.6 trillion—double the cost. Plus 6-11 million additional refugees.
Arm Ukraine to win: €522-838 billion. Let Russia win and rearm Europe: €1.2-1.6 trillion—double the cost. Plus 6-11 million additional refugees.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Norwegian Institute of International Affairs and Corisk did the math Europe's politicians haven't.
Arm Ukraine to win: €522-838 billion. Let Russia win and rearm Europe: €1.2-1.6 trillion—double the cost. Plus 6-11 million additional refugees.
Arm Ukraine to win: €522-838 billion. Let Russia win and rearm Europe: €1.2-1.6 trillion—double the cost. Plus 6-11 million additional refugees.
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He must be reading a part where Cheryl said he is a faithful and devoted husband.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He must be reading a part where Cheryl said he is a faithful and devoted husband.
What do you call an American president who aligns American security policy with the dream of American foes?
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What do you call an American president who aligns American security policy with the dream of American foes?
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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It turns out Donald Trump doesn't need a pandemic to destroy the economy.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It turns out Donald Trump doesn't need a pandemic to destroy the economy.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
BREAKING: I’ve been awarded the inaugural Goose Peace Prize, which is widely regarded as better than the Nobel.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
BREAKING: I’ve been awarded the inaugural Goose Peace Prize, which is widely regarded as better than the Nobel.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
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A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
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"Trump’s pardon-palooza is not just fueled by his own bitterness at being America’s first felon president, but also a desire for obsequious signs of fealty from the people he’s let off the hook."
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Trump’s pardon-palooza is not just fueled by his own bitterness at being America’s first felon president, but also a desire for obsequious signs of fealty from the people he’s let off the hook."
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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OTD in 1978 USSR & Afghanistan signed a "friendship treaty". We invaded them a year later.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
OTD in 1978 USSR & Afghanistan signed a "friendship treaty". We invaded them a year later.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
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Irish broadcaster explains its reason for pulling out of Eurovision over Israel's participation.
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Four countries to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and the Netherlands pull out after decision not to hold vote on Israel’s participation
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Irish broadcaster explains its reason for pulling out of Eurovision over Israel's participation.
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Presidential Pardons for sale! And if you call now!
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Presidential Pardons for sale! And if you call now!