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people are reading this as "I have a vendetta against the Muppets" and not "the Muppets obviously have a thriving parking lot fight club". they're wrong, obvi. I, like any normal person, simply want Miss Piggy to kick the shit out of me
January 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
forgot abt this app but i am back just to say that work today fuckin sucked
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 AM
might b havin a freak out in like 15 mins
November 6, 2023 at 4:11 AM
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October 5, 2023 at 11:52 PM
does this really let them off the hook if something from the truck hits a person’s windshield ?
October 6, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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friendly reminder that we non binary/genderqueer folks are trans and valid in the same way a binary trans person is regardless of any social or medical transition, trans folks dont owe cis people anything and non binary/genderqueer folks dont owe androgyny to anyone at all
October 5, 2023 at 12:06 PM
i suppose every non-binary person will have their own answer to this. personally, i say i am gay because i think there is something inherently queer about how i experience attraction. plus i just think it’s fruity as hell for anyone to be attracted to me
October 5, 2023 at 11:29 AM
If the price is not fair for something you need, do not pay, simply take it. When u have very little money you should only spend it on things that are a reasonable cost
October 1, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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protect trans kids at all costs
September 29, 2023 at 3:17 PM
why doesn’t bluesky have drafts?
September 29, 2023 at 3:35 PM
sleeping through the night sounds so cool and nice, i hope i get to do it one day
September 22, 2023 at 10:26 AM
sometimes i want to move to a new place to have the peace of living in a quiet part of the woods but other times i love living in downtown because it brings me a kind of comfort hearing the sounds of people outside going about their lives
September 22, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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pros & cons of worldwide trans acceptance:

pros:
-a less restrictive society
-lives would be saved
-the billboard pop charts would look insaaane

cons:
-pronouns on drivers license
-having to remember how many L’s & T’s are in the names of every single Elliott/Elliot/Eliot/Eliott you’ll meet
September 22, 2023 at 12:31 AM
also today i ate donut holes at the lighthouse and there were lots of cute dogs out on walks. as you can see it has been a good day so far
September 21, 2023 at 9:12 PM
my therapist has assigned me the task of regularly doing tarot reads for myself. today i shared with him my interpretation of my last read (i’m new to it + haven’t talked to him in detail about it before). he loves it and thinks it can be a great tool for me
September 21, 2023 at 9:11 PM
today my friend taught me how to pick a lock :)
September 21, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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When you stumble upon ancient scriptures
September 19, 2023 at 2:09 PM
mentally preparing myself for possible disappointment soon, and i hope all the mental preparation is a waste and everything just turns out okay
September 19, 2023 at 12:33 AM
gunna do a working interview today which is kinda cool cuz i get paid even if it doesn’t work out
September 15, 2023 at 2:21 PM
i don’t want spiders on my porch bc scary but i don’t wanna hurt/kill them :( i mostly try to chill w/ them but the big ones are scary !! I just want them to put up their houses just a couple feet away from where i sit
September 13, 2023 at 9:56 PM
i want more platform shoes so bad i wanna pretend i am tall
September 13, 2023 at 7:50 PM