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A wanderer in space and time
The subject line from the latest piece of spam from LinkedIn.

Yes, of course people will want to employ a "no experience tutor" to help improve their child's grades.
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Every so often FB reminds me of the more enjoyable aspects working at my former employer, and some of the absolutely delightful people I met while there.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Reminds me of this:
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It'll be this scene all over again.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is from my village. It is almost worthy of @hookland.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My eyes hurt.
And I survived London 2012.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Also, going back to poke at travel companies' website now gets this.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
And who amongst us has not wished for this superpower?
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Drive to Cumbria for funeral tomorrow. Horrid drive. It has briefly stopped raining.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Tomorrow's task should be putting guttering on the new shed, putting down another paving slab and installing the water butt on it. However, I think the weather gods have decreed otherwise.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I can haz shed
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I had to deal with workmen today. This meant I ended up in the gym at 2am trying to tire myself out as my brain was stressed by their imminent arrival and not letting me sleep. While they were here it was very stressful. But the old shed has been demolished & a new shed base has appeared.
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They are very much "on brand" today
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
BTW, what is my cat doing in your office?
October 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They are. Here's mine.
October 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Well I'm a bit stumped by that one, but I'll bid on the Cosquer Auk.
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"It says here that No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that human affairs were being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than woman's..... yet the young triffids had already inflitrated every home". #GirlsOwnCC
September 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Behold the magnifiscent wonder that was Green Shield House, and its stamps....
September 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There has been an awful lot of military plane activity over my obscure fenland village recently, which is strongly correlated with the reports of Russian airspace incursions across parts of NATO. Yesterday it was fighter planes doing exercises. Today this has just gone overhead (noisy bugger).
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Called it
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wondering when this will move into first place. Within the hour is my best guess given the rate people are signing it.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
September 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Last time I saw a petition grow this fast it was the "uh, no, we didn't expect you to actually implement an advisory referendum without a supermajority. Please stop Brexit now." one.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
September 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Today's achievement in a screenshot.
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM