Mike Landers
@ukplissken.bsky.social
8 minutes and 20 seconds from stardom. Vlogs about Burnley FC. Swears a lot. Proud Socialist.
Runs One Touch Football, the ex-forum for When Saturday Comes. (https://www.onetouchfootball.com)
Often wrong, never in doubt.
Runs One Touch Football, the ex-forum for When Saturday Comes. (https://www.onetouchfootball.com)
Often wrong, never in doubt.
"We have a scale for this sort of thing. 1 is OK, 24 is very bad."
"Go on."
"On the scale, you got 24."
"Well...er... new high score?"
"Joint, yes."
So at some point next year, I get tubes, cameras and god knows what else shoved up my nose and into my head. At least I'll be knocked out at the time.
"Go on."
"On the scale, you got 24."
"Well...er... new high score?"
"Joint, yes."
So at some point next year, I get tubes, cameras and god knows what else shoved up my nose and into my head. At least I'll be knocked out at the time.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"We have a scale for this sort of thing. 1 is OK, 24 is very bad."
"Go on."
"On the scale, you got 24."
"Well...er... new high score?"
"Joint, yes."
So at some point next year, I get tubes, cameras and god knows what else shoved up my nose and into my head. At least I'll be knocked out at the time.
"Go on."
"On the scale, you got 24."
"Well...er... new high score?"
"Joint, yes."
So at some point next year, I get tubes, cameras and god knows what else shoved up my nose and into my head. At least I'll be knocked out at the time.
PSR, FFP, whatever you want to call it. Necessary to try to prevent clubs eating themselves but the inevitable consequence is that players become even more of a trading commodity and careers get derailed in favour of balance sheets.
And I didn’t even have to mention Mike Tresor.
And I didn’t even have to mention Mike Tresor.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
PSR, FFP, whatever you want to call it. Necessary to try to prevent clubs eating themselves but the inevitable consequence is that players become even more of a trading commodity and careers get derailed in favour of balance sheets.
And I didn’t even have to mention Mike Tresor.
And I didn’t even have to mention Mike Tresor.
Reposted by Mike Landers
One of the great tweets from blessed memory: ‘the Uk is a strange land where people think £100k is a very high salary but also £1m is a normal price for a family home’
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
One of the great tweets from blessed memory: ‘the Uk is a strange land where people think £100k is a very high salary but also £1m is a normal price for a family home’
Although I have to say that if the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai isn’t on the list, I’m turning Protestant.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Although I have to say that if the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai isn’t on the list, I’m turning Protestant.