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AUDHD big city druid
anxious and annoying af
somehow accomplished tax paying job holder status 💪🏼

they/them
nyc
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dark wizard johnny bravo with the nec-WHOA MOMMA-con
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Catraaa
September 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ahahahahahahahahaahahahahajahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah best almost 48 hours of my life thus far

the world is such a better place when there’s one more dead nazi in it
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
ps I was raised worshipping the ny Yankees and as of today (since they decided to be fascism apologists) I am a ny mets fan which is a sentence I would’ve never said in the past even if a gun were to my head but here we are in the year of our reap what you sow 2025
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I have been beaming since yesterday and it’s still going
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
AHahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahshahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahah
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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get ur wife what she really wants for christmas this year: real life gundam
September 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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conservative: *crying and screaming* stop you’re killing america!!!

me: *drawing a bald eagle next to a trans flag* eeee hee hee hee!!!
August 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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my wife was watching the new wes anderson movie with a friend and the streaming service froze; but it just so happened to freeze during a tradition "wes anderson long awkward silence" moment and it took them a solid 30 seconds before they questioned if it was maybe the internet and not the movie XD
August 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
every time I log on here it’s just my partner being goofy on the internet and I’ll like her posts even though I may not always understand them
July 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I just spent the last hour going absolutely bonkers because I couldn’t figure out how to register the kid for the SHSAT exam only to finally figure out thanks to an official doe website last updated September of 2024 that it isn’t time yet
June 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
had a bite of the strawberry doodle cookies from Trader Joe’s, they’re so fucking dangerous omg
June 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
how mad do u think my mom and daymien would be if I bought that little pet robot for them just so i can roll around their apt randomly while screaming hello hello hello and rolling into daymien’s closed door over and over
June 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Bonded
June 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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🐑🌼
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
my brain has been functioning at zero since my dad died ………… and I’m going back to work tomorrow and I don’t feel ready (at all)
May 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the opening of operation mincemeat’s act 2 gave me heavy ivo robotnik and gerald robotnik vibes
a red and white background with a diagonal gradient
ALT: a red and white background with a diagonal gradient
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
aaahhhhhh to have the confidence of an overpaid mediocre white man
April 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
even though yesterday was hard it was still a good day because I was surrounded by family and my bambizzi and I fed cinnamon and blueberry (the local geese) banana
April 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
fuckkkkk sunset boulevard was so so so good, I came home screaming and groaning and jumping around and crying
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
🥺
April 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
the geese were originally sleeping and I wanted to share our scone by the water so I could watch them sleep while we’re eating and they woke up and started to loudly honk aND tHEn Walked OVER like hello?!?!
April 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
sights around my parents’ neighborhood during our morning stroll for coffee
April 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
she always snuggles up on me like this during car rides and as she’s falling asleep she ends up putting my ass to sleep 🥺
April 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM