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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 8h

i am always saying this these days

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 9h

a question im asking myself daily… its like one second it goes “new music by nine inch nails (:” and im like yaaaaaaaay and then it goes “look! jared leto” and im like ohhhhh nevermind actually

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 9h

“the hippo incident” is my current tabletop group’s “darmok and jalad” and i am proud to have been the perpetrator of the incident

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

that’s weird; i didnt even have them inject the serum yet

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

his head kinda looks like a badly made balloon of himself

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

okay; i need you to be the fall girl

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

want to commit profitable crimes with me

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

*whistle solo*

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

fuck goin’ to work / that blows

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

“bring in the no-drug frog!!”

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 15h

do you think they built it and then added one extra piece just to hurt my feelings

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 15h

ignore my fucked up nail thanks

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 15h

i dont often get feelings about the impermanent of inanimate objects but i am saddened knowing these stickers will one day fade

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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 1d

Another problem that would be solved by communism

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 17h

these two have clearly committed elaborate crimes of theft together against several banks and casinos

and they will never ever tell

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 18h

one of your writing projects was destined for popularity and personally i think its exciting that the phrase “ranked competitive breast growth” is going to have to be written and spoken by so many people who would not otherwise ever had occasion to do so

Run the Jewels - Lie, Cheat, Steal (Official Video)

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 20h

not for me. guess im juat built eviler and fucked upler

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

ah sheev you should totally listen to more run the jewels; killer mike and el p are like my favorite thing right now youtu.be/BEOximWoFd0?...

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Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes And Count To F*ck feat. Zack De La Rocha (from Run The Jewels 2)

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

awwwwww you really think jimi would? okay numba two would be youtu.be/q6GyTBVAF4w?...

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

i think people like to think they’re witnessing a “sick dunk” off the cuff when really i think a lot of it is also prepared in advance and they fish a little for the response they need.

but honestly id much rather just hear a bunch of jokes with no crowd interaction

LISA: The Joyful OST - 666 Kill Chop Deluxe

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

you immediately regret sending me as you realize i couldn’t help myself making at least one of them “666 kill chop deluxe”

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

i simply refuse to accept i live in a reality where this also exists

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

you made this up right. as a humorous joke