ultramiraculous
@ultramiraculo.us
Typical ̶B̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ New Yorker. Top-tier dummy. All opinions are (tragically) my own!
In my experience E2E tests are the first thing to break, and the first step toward failing tests getting ignored overall.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In my experience E2E tests are the first thing to break, and the first step toward failing tests getting ignored overall.
Wife? Hockey smut? Sir.
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Wife? Hockey smut? Sir.
Wait which one is “the scene”? I saw it cold like a week ago.
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Wait which one is “the scene”? I saw it cold like a week ago.
Really can’t ever stop thinking about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHY...
Hillary Clinton and Lena Dunham Discuss Lenny Kravitz’s Penis
YouTube video by The Young Turks
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Really can’t ever stop thinking about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHY...
Yeah imagining that and then giving it a heavy one of these is a mindfuck 2 me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Vj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Vj...
Burn After Reading - What Did We Learn?
YouTube video by UltraMiraculous
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yeah imagining that and then giving it a heavy one of these is a mindfuck 2 me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Vj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Vj...
Not all gay men are short, but all short men are gay.
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Mittani works in mysterious ways…
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December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The Mittani works in mysterious ways…
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Got that was such a day in EvE history holy shit.
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Got that was such a day in EvE history holy shit.
Funny I say the same thing about anyone who is relentlessly boosting JS. How do *you* think JavaScript works? 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Funny I say the same thing about anyone who is relentlessly boosting JS. How do *you* think JavaScript works? 🤔
(Apologies to the guy who explained this pitch at me during a party once…our souls weren’t a match 🤷🏻♂️)
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
(Apologies to the guy who explained this pitch at me during a party once…our souls weren’t a match 🤷🏻♂️)
Ok but don’t downplay the mega pivot option to “integrating astrology-powered ML into your hiring pipeline” here.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ok but don’t downplay the mega pivot option to “integrating astrology-powered ML into your hiring pipeline” here.
I agree but also I don’t think(?) they’re saying that exactly…I think they’re saying he’s *up* $3m and has made $400m in bets total this year. They’re definitely obfuscating this point but I don’t *think* he currently has $403m.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I agree but also I don’t think(?) they’re saying that exactly…I think they’re saying he’s *up* $3m and has made $400m in bets total this year. They’re definitely obfuscating this point but I don’t *think* he currently has $403m.
“Decided to” oh ok champ 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Decided to” oh ok champ 🙄
My son is always sending me “idk what is going on” what does this mean
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My son is always sending me “idk what is going on” what does this mean
(In the spirit of both 6-7 and Hitchhikers, the meaning remains baffling and unknowable)
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
(In the spirit of both 6-7 and Hitchhikers, the meaning remains baffling and unknowable)
When Chewbacca was killed and miraculously resurrected in the time it took me to take a piss I knew it was JJover for me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When Chewbacca was killed and miraculously resurrected in the time it took me to take a piss I knew it was JJover for me.
Andor makes it worse!
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Andor makes it worse!
Why is Dorothy such a bitch? Did they base her on Judy Garland?
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why is Dorothy such a bitch? Did they base her on Judy Garland?
“This could have been a 45minute made-for-tv movie if the first one flopped” - I thought, not knowing that’s literally the length of Wicked Act 2 on stage
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
“This could have been a 45minute made-for-tv movie if the first one flopped” - I thought, not knowing that’s literally the length of Wicked Act 2 on stage
Yes. This!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Yes. This!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
Yeah I knew someone who proudly posted his coworkers didn’t know he’d intentionally not showered for two weeks during a heat wave.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Yeah I knew someone who proudly posted his coworkers didn’t know he’d intentionally not showered for two weeks during a heat wave.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.