Umberto
@umberto2.bsky.social
Be right back; building a Dyson sphere around the solar system.
“Everyone I don’t like is a communist”
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“Everyone I don’t like is a communist”
You’re damn right I won’t do it. One bathroom! Nah…
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You’re damn right I won’t do it. One bathroom! Nah…
The stock market needs to crash for it to be official
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The stock market needs to crash for it to be official
Feds don’t pave roads. Jokes on them.
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Feds don’t pave roads. Jokes on them.
We need an official recession and a new war and we’ll get there
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We need an official recession and a new war and we’ll get there
She shot a fucking puppy for being a puppy. She’s a sick fuck.
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
She shot a fucking puppy for being a puppy. She’s a sick fuck.
He’s got brain damage
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
He’s got brain damage
“Only Nixon could go to China”
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Only Nixon could go to China”
Fuck people who do this stupid bullshit. Why are you filming this crap and putting it out there in public? There is no point to any of this.
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Fuck people who do this stupid bullshit. Why are you filming this crap and putting it out there in public? There is no point to any of this.
Ever wonder how the actual cannabis users never get credit for all their efforts to legalize the plant and it’s always the “I don’t smoke the stuff, but this shouldn’t be illegal” folks who seem to have media credibility on the issue? Same thing.
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ever wonder how the actual cannabis users never get credit for all their efforts to legalize the plant and it’s always the “I don’t smoke the stuff, but this shouldn’t be illegal” folks who seem to have media credibility on the issue? Same thing.
The kids love Trump, right?
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The kids love Trump, right?
Their media propaganda campaign continued all the way through the Biden administration. It infiltrated every aspect of America.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Their media propaganda campaign continued all the way through the Biden administration. It infiltrated every aspect of America.
Farmers: “I’d rather make a living the real way, like when products I produce get sold for a profit. Worked great from 2009-2016 and again from 2021-2024. Not sure what happened. But I ain’t gonna vote Democrat, because trans people continue to exist, and the Dems allow them to. I’ll take handout”
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Farmers: “I’d rather make a living the real way, like when products I produce get sold for a profit. Worked great from 2009-2016 and again from 2021-2024. Not sure what happened. But I ain’t gonna vote Democrat, because trans people continue to exist, and the Dems allow them to. I’ll take handout”
And finally the one that makes me unfollow you at long last
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And finally the one that makes me unfollow you at long last