Umberto
@umberto2.bsky.social
Be right back; building a Dyson sphere around the solar system.
Fuck all MAGA
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Fuck all MAGA
Fuck all MAGA. Fuck you all.
Veteran detained by ICE: I identified myself as a US citizen and a veteran, but that didn't matter. Agents smashed my window, sprayed tear gas into my car, dragged me out. Even after I complied, I was held for 3 days without charges. No phone call, no lawyer, no medical care
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fuck all MAGA. Fuck you all.
This town is my town.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This town is my town.
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the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession
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December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I guess 50 year olds are now millennials?
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I guess 50 year olds are now millennials?
Sorry to say it, but the Aftyn loss yesterday is proof that this country still doesn’t get it. I hope the Supreme Court allows the tariffs to continue. And I hope Trump invades Venezuela. The citizens must suffer more intensely to actually fucking get it. Way too much status quo acceptance.
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Sorry to say it, but the Aftyn loss yesterday is proof that this country still doesn’t get it. I hope the Supreme Court allows the tariffs to continue. And I hope Trump invades Venezuela. The citizens must suffer more intensely to actually fucking get it. Way too much status quo acceptance.
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During his 1st Admin, Trump was surrounded by concerned, professionals that weren't afraid to say 'No". Now he has surrounded himself with amateurs who only answer him with 3 words- "Yes, Mr. President".
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
During his 1st Admin, Trump was surrounded by concerned, professionals that weren't afraid to say 'No". Now he has surrounded himself with amateurs who only answer him with 3 words- "Yes, Mr. President".
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unbelievable. the canonical example of an illegal order in the Law of War Manual is "an order to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
unbelievable. the canonical example of an illegal order in the Law of War Manual is "an order to fire upon the shipwrecked."
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I think a big thing I struggle with, and something that is an important thing for people of my generation to attempt to understand, is separating toxic nostalgia from knowledge of the actual ways in which American life has gotten appreciably worse in my lifetime
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I think a big thing I struggle with, and something that is an important thing for people of my generation to attempt to understand, is separating toxic nostalgia from knowledge of the actual ways in which American life has gotten appreciably worse in my lifetime
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It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Phish
The Cure
Widespread Panic
Pink Floyd
The Allman Brothers Band
Phish
The Cure
Widespread Panic
Pink Floyd
The Allman Brothers Band
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Phish
The Cure
Widespread Panic
Pink Floyd
The Allman Brothers Band
Phish
The Cure
Widespread Panic
Pink Floyd
The Allman Brothers Band
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Could be the result of:
- A politically motivated attack
- A robbery
- A negligent discharge
- An argument between Guard members
The point is: Don't assume anything and wait for details
- A politically motivated attack
- A robbery
- A negligent discharge
- An argument between Guard members
The point is: Don't assume anything and wait for details
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Could be the result of:
- A politically motivated attack
- A robbery
- A negligent discharge
- An argument between Guard members
The point is: Don't assume anything and wait for details
- A politically motivated attack
- A robbery
- A negligent discharge
- An argument between Guard members
The point is: Don't assume anything and wait for details
I can’t think of anything more pathetic about the weakest members of the Democratic Party, who simultaneously “condemned socialism” while begging Republicans to reinstate ACA subsidies.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t think of anything more pathetic about the weakest members of the Democratic Party, who simultaneously “condemned socialism” while begging Republicans to reinstate ACA subsidies.
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Ooop Mamdani knew not to do the thumbs up with Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ooop Mamdani knew not to do the thumbs up with Trump.
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NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
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chasing away ICE on a scooter is the cure for the male loneliness epidemic
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
chasing away ICE on a scooter is the cure for the male loneliness epidemic
Sorry for being proud of the fact that my grandfathers killed Nazis and won the war.
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sorry for being proud of the fact that my grandfathers killed Nazis and won the war.
💯 👇
This country watched J6 happen and 4 years later they INVITED Trump back to the WH because they didn't want to vote for a black woman
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
💯 👇
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November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I warned that private equity taking over Walgreens would be bad for workers.
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
Report: Walgreens cuts hourly workers’ pay for 6 major holidays
The hourly employees will only be paid if they work on those holidays.
www.whio.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I warned that private equity taking over Walgreens would be bad for workers.
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
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Trump when he’s around murderers, rapists, child rapists, fraudsters, dictators, and oligarchs.
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump when he’s around murderers, rapists, child rapists, fraudsters, dictators, and oligarchs.
So the government killed this guy in a fake Psy-op (which it was); someone who everyone knew was a complete asswipe, and then used the predictable reactions to fire and shame those who reacted negatively. All part of the conspiracy.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So the government killed this guy in a fake Psy-op (which it was); someone who everyone knew was a complete asswipe, and then used the predictable reactions to fire and shame those who reacted negatively. All part of the conspiracy.
Nobody on our side is gonna get anything they want or need from the files. They won’t be released because of an ongoing investigation, or they will completely redact all Republican names including especially Trump. Stop thinking this matters.Trumpists would continue their worship regardless.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nobody on our side is gonna get anything they want or need from the files. They won’t be released because of an ongoing investigation, or they will completely redact all Republican names including especially Trump. Stop thinking this matters.Trumpists would continue their worship regardless.