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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 15h

Day 1: THIS

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 15h

Punch this guy now! Knock him cold!

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 15h

Neo-Classical; you mean the gaudy gold stuff from the Baroque period? Dude has no idea what he’s talking about.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 17h

It’s Putin, isn’t it?

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 18h

Remember when this stupid cunt Gabbard whined and cried about Obama’s drone strikes in Yemen? I do.

Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 18h

Every single Jacobin article seems like it written by a leftist from one alternate dimension over from this one. They miss almost every time.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 18h

Are you simple? The man served Eric Prince and has a Nazi tattoo.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 20h

I know someone who knew someone who did side work for the Zuckerbergs. It’s a story that was relayed. I believed it.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

I have personal connections to this story through 3 layers.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

Say, anyone checking in on the situation with the South Carolina judge Diane Goodstein? Ya know, the one whose house was bombed by the Trump Regime?

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

Yup, it is. The audacity! The gall! A protest anthem about racism and oppression, to be bastardized into some demented tribute to a racist and oppressor. It’s peak Republicanism; peak Trumpism; peak post-reality 2025.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

Just found some loser chud on Facebook that left this open to the public. Not posting it for any other reason than to just make fun of the guy. Like Peter Gabriel would want anything to do with a cretin like Charlie Kirk. These MAGA dorks are such massive losers.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

This awful woman told her assistant to get their private jet to fly to NYC from SF for a slice of pizza she was craving. She got it many hours later and didn’t eat it. The maid found it the next day left out on the counter. These people are vampires.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

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Justice Putnam @justiceputnam.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry, anybody with a Nazi tat who once worked for Erik Prince is an op. It's what Blackwater was known for. Destabilizing governments by embedding Blackwater/Xe/Academi employees as loyal party members. C'mon man.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna go ahead and call it—he’s gonna tear down the Washington Monument and replace it with a similar sized giant golden statue of himself.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

It’s on his list of things to do

Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 1d

And Abu Ghraib

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 2d

He’ll lose to Collins, but if he does win, we get a Fetterman clone, but even worse. This guy is a Trojan Horse for actual Nazis.

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 2d

Mike Johnson fucks little boys

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 2d

As long as these American ranchers are told it’s for the benefit of America, they will continue to accept the beatings.

George Pearkes @peark.es · 2d

lol, great, so we're now subsidizing Argentine ranchers at the expense of American ranchers. Seems politically sustainable, no questions from me.

*US SEEKS TO QUADRUPLE BEEF PURCHASES FROM ARGENTINA: POLITICO

Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 2d

Set up the meeting right near a window

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 2d

It’s time to draw up a declaration of independence for California Republic

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 2d

Home Depot is just waiting for the bailout after proving loyalty. Fits with the mob boss extortion scheme. But Trump doesn’t pay out, so it’s a gamble.