Alice Lastname
@umbrellaspayton.bsky.social
My name isn’t Alice.
Mayhem is so good 😭😭😭
March 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Mayhem is so good 😭😭😭
Everyone finding out that Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes exist
March 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Everyone finding out that Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes exist
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public service announcement
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
public service announcement
So the overarching theme of MAYHEM is evil big hat Gaga
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So the overarching theme of MAYHEM is evil big hat Gaga
Okay so this is just a full on Gaga stan account now fyi
January 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Okay so this is just a full on Gaga stan account now fyi
The scene in Rain On Me when Gaga and Ari trade looks is so important to me
January 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The scene in Rain On Me when Gaga and Ari trade looks is so important to me
I’m not getting my hopes up… but LG7 would be such a good moment to wrap this up 👀
January 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I’m not getting my hopes up… but LG7 would be such a good moment to wrap this up 👀
Me: I’m gonna be so financially responsible this year
Lady Gaga: I’m announcing my new album in 5 days and tour details will follow
Me: well obviously that doesn’t count
Lady Gaga: I’m announcing my new album in 5 days and tour details will follow
Me: well obviously that doesn’t count
January 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Me: I’m gonna be so financially responsible this year
Lady Gaga: I’m announcing my new album in 5 days and tour details will follow
Me: well obviously that doesn’t count
Lady Gaga: I’m announcing my new album in 5 days and tour details will follow
Me: well obviously that doesn’t count
Almost 10 years later and I would still die for BB-8
January 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Almost 10 years later and I would still die for BB-8
Good morning, daily reminder that the only good nazi is a dead nazi 🤗
January 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Good morning, daily reminder that the only good nazi is a dead nazi 🤗
Me when anyone says anything remotely pro-trump around me
January 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Me when anyone says anything remotely pro-trump around me
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if you voted for trump i hope that you die
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
if you voted for trump i hope that you die
I hope AI ascends and leaves us like the end of Her (2013)
January 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I hope AI ascends and leaves us like the end of Her (2013)
Threads is such a weird place. I literally have a post about garage door openers getting a lot of traction right now? Why??
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Threads is such a weird place. I literally have a post about garage door openers getting a lot of traction right now? Why??
“Why don’t you want to hold my hand? Do you not love me anymore??”
-me talking to my dog
-me talking to my dog
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“Why don’t you want to hold my hand? Do you not love me anymore??”
-me talking to my dog
-me talking to my dog
I will forever yearn to go back to the golden era of Twitter when it was weird and gay, but maybe with a little time and a little effort, we can make this into a space that’s also weird and gay ♥️
January 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I will forever yearn to go back to the golden era of Twitter when it was weird and gay, but maybe with a little time and a little effort, we can make this into a space that’s also weird and gay ♥️