💫Asher
@umbreonsu.bsky.social
☆ 27 y/o creature trying their best. They/any. Queer. 18+ only.
Me: “(company name), how can i help you”
Client: “you can HELP ME by ANSWERING MY EMAILS”
What if i blow you up with my mind actually. Dumbass. Your emails should be actually going to my colleague not me and we’ve told you that like 5 times already
Client: “you can HELP ME by ANSWERING MY EMAILS”
What if i blow you up with my mind actually. Dumbass. Your emails should be actually going to my colleague not me and we’ve told you that like 5 times already
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me: “(company name), how can i help you”
Client: “you can HELP ME by ANSWERING MY EMAILS”
What if i blow you up with my mind actually. Dumbass. Your emails should be actually going to my colleague not me and we’ve told you that like 5 times already
Client: “you can HELP ME by ANSWERING MY EMAILS”
What if i blow you up with my mind actually. Dumbass. Your emails should be actually going to my colleague not me and we’ve told you that like 5 times already
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i'd rather be cringe and whimsical than mean and miserable
September 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i'd rather be cringe and whimsical than mean and miserable
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August 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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their friendship 🥺
September 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
their friendship 🥺
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Bro can I take a hit on that whimsy. I need a toke on some of that sheer splendor. Pass the rapturous joy this way.
July 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bro can I take a hit on that whimsy. I need a toke on some of that sheer splendor. Pass the rapturous joy this way.
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Grandma ran her big fat mouth to our family doc that i “moved abroad” so now i dont have healthcare benefits and i dont have a doctor to prescribe me my birth control anymore. i’m not being brave about it
June 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Grandma ran her big fat mouth to our family doc that i “moved abroad” so now i dont have healthcare benefits and i dont have a doctor to prescribe me my birth control anymore. i’m not being brave about it
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god what a stupid time to be alive
June 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
god what a stupid time to be alive
Eating apple sauce straight from the jar and i hear a wet and mushy noise that sounds like it was coming from it
It was the cat grooming herself under the table
It was the cat grooming herself under the table
June 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Eating apple sauce straight from the jar and i hear a wet and mushy noise that sounds like it was coming from it
It was the cat grooming herself under the table
It was the cat grooming herself under the table
5 icons done today so that means I can go to bed satisfied with my art performance
June 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
5 icons done today so that means I can go to bed satisfied with my art performance
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I want to explode i think
May 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I want to explode i think
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The sentence that impressed me that English is a really beautiful language is "This shit is so ass"
May 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The sentence that impressed me that English is a really beautiful language is "This shit is so ass"
the day i'm able to go low contact/no contact with my family is the day i'll be able to achieve true happiness i think
May 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the day i'm able to go low contact/no contact with my family is the day i'll be able to achieve true happiness i think
watching my country get slowly handed over to fascists is an indescribable feeling of doom. people still alive today will tell you how they had to fight for their freedom 51 years ago and yet people still refuse to listen to history
May 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
watching my country get slowly handed over to fascists is an indescribable feeling of doom. people still alive today will tell you how they had to fight for their freedom 51 years ago and yet people still refuse to listen to history
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plagued by constant fatigue and back pain lately, not having a good time
May 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
plagued by constant fatigue and back pain lately, not having a good time
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Cant stop thinking about how much i need him
April 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Cant stop thinking about how much i need him