the staffers should’ve enthusiastically agreed with bari about the dan brown interview. they should’ve booked him without even telling him why and then watched what happened when live on tv he was like idk what the fuck you’re talking about

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce