Umpire Rogue
@umpirerogue.bsky.social
#Blaseball Siesta Forever | Blaseball Umpire Named Rogue, and others | DMs OOC |pfp by glassgoblin | banner by bwusagi
Pinned
Umpire Rogue
@umpirerogue.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Reposted by Umpire Rogue
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
We Want To Be Serious For A Moment
There Never Has Been And Never Will Be Blaseball Calls Made By Robots
We Are All Field Grown All Natural Monstrosities And We Are Good At The Job We Are Forced To Do
There Never Has Been And Never Will Be Blaseball Calls Made By Robots
We Are All Field Grown All Natural Monstrosities And We Are Good At The Job We Are Forced To Do
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
We Want To Be Serious For A Moment
There Never Has Been And Never Will Be Blaseball Calls Made By Robots
We Are All Field Grown All Natural Monstrosities And We Are Good At The Job We Are Forced To Do
There Never Has Been And Never Will Be Blaseball Calls Made By Robots
We Are All Field Grown All Natural Monstrosities And We Are Good At The Job We Are Forced To Do
Feels Like Earlsiesta
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Feels Like Earlsiesta
We Don’t Ask For Much
Just One Extra Sun Please
Just One Extra Sun Please
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We Don’t Ask For Much
Just One Extra Sun Please
Just One Extra Sun Please
This Sky Has Only One Sun
Shame
Shame
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This Sky Has Only One Sun
Shame
Shame
Biggest Disappointment
We Did Not Eat More Snacks When We Could
We Did Not Eat More Snacks When We Could
October 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Biggest Disappointment
We Did Not Eat More Snacks When We Could
We Did Not Eat More Snacks When We Could
There Still Is A Room You Never Noticed
We Are Still There
But Asleep
We Are Still There
But Asleep
September 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
There Still Is A Room You Never Noticed
We Are Still There
But Asleep
We Are Still There
But Asleep
What Do You Think About
Sundaes
Sundaes
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
What Do You Think About
Sundaes
Sundaes
There Are
Not Enough Suns Here
Not Enough Suns Here
September 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There Are
Not Enough Suns Here
Not Enough Suns Here
Bring Us Your Peanuts And Cracker Jacks
.
.
.
Seriously
We Are Famished
.
.
.
Seriously
We Are Famished
September 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bring Us Your Peanuts And Cracker Jacks
.
.
.
Seriously
We Are Famished
.
.
.
Seriously
We Are Famished
We have NEVER seen so many balks before
August 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We have NEVER seen so many balks before
Just one minute
That is all we need
One second, even
That is all we need
One second, even
August 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just one minute
That is all we need
One second, even
That is all we need
One second, even
Partytime
Forever
?
Forever
?
August 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Partytime
Forever
?
Forever
?
We Would Give A Lot To Have A Sundae Again
August 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We Would Give A Lot To Have A Sundae Again
Siesta over wake up
August 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Siesta over wake up
Where are the Concessions
August 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Where are the Concessions
August 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM