Paul
@unacceptapaul.bsky.social
Yet another migrant from the Other Place. Hi.
Profile picture © my youngest child, who can draw far better than me
Profile picture © my youngest child, who can draw far better than me
Besides, if you're not going to have a steering wheel in your car, you either have this, or you fuck off.
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Besides, if you're not going to have a steering wheel in your car, you either have this, or you fuck off.
Ah, this idea has come round again. Lovely stuff
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Ah, this idea has come round again. Lovely stuff
Yeah, that'll do nicely 👌🏻
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yeah, that'll do nicely 👌🏻
When the train denoted by the headcode 1Z72 here gets a bit closer, it will be time to go down to the level crossing and watch it pass, because it is being hauled by 2 large steam locomotives, and you don't get much of that round here
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When the train denoted by the headcode 1Z72 here gets a bit closer, it will be time to go down to the level crossing and watch it pass, because it is being hauled by 2 large steam locomotives, and you don't get much of that round here
Labour: "How can we be any more unpopular than we already are?"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Labour: "How can we be any more unpopular than we already are?"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
This tastes exactly as you might imagine. 😋
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This tastes exactly as you might imagine. 😋
Lovely sky this afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lovely sky this afternoon
"Hearing where someone in this row hasn't been to confession in a while"
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Hearing where someone in this row hasn't been to confession in a while"
Found hat. Felt cute. Might delete etc.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Found hat. Felt cute. Might delete etc.
You are not having any of my lunch. On your way.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
You are not having any of my lunch. On your way.
I will allow that it was a little damp and breezy, though
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I will allow that it was a little damp and breezy, though
Earlier this afternoon included the sporting event shown (Littlehampton v Bognor 2nd XV). Hooray.
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Earlier this afternoon included the sporting event shown (Littlehampton v Bognor 2nd XV). Hooray.
GET
RID
OF
THAT
PISS
GOBLIN
MCSWEENEY
RID
OF
THAT
PISS
GOBLIN
MCSWEENEY
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
GET
RID
OF
THAT
PISS
GOBLIN
MCSWEENEY
RID
OF
THAT
PISS
GOBLIN
MCSWEENEY
I'd love to get up off the sofa but I'm afraid that I've been clamped
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'd love to get up off the sofa but I'm afraid that I've been clamped
Essentially, if you buy things from Gail, you get to have cool stuff like this on your walls. This is literally all the justification you need, so get on with it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Essentially, if you buy things from Gail, you get to have cool stuff like this on your walls. This is literally all the justification you need, so get on with it.
Dog unimpressed by Saturday night telly
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dog unimpressed by Saturday night telly
Candidate for compulsory disclaimer on dick pics here?
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Candidate for compulsory disclaimer on dick pics here?
Right bloody earworm this is. Lovely stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Right bloody earworm this is. Lovely stuff.
Shepherd's pie person be like
October 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shepherd's pie person be like
Nein. Diese Dummheit kann ich nicht mehr dulden. Das sind keine Steine. Das sind Mäße.
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Nein. Diese Dummheit kann ich nicht mehr dulden. Das sind keine Steine. Das sind Mäße.
Watching this punch-up and waiting for the kebab man, here
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Watching this punch-up and waiting for the kebab man, here
Showing my age a bit here
September 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Showing my age a bit here