Paul
@unacceptapaul.bsky.social
Yet another migrant from the Other Place. Hi.
Profile picture © my youngest child, who can draw far better than me
Profile picture © my youngest child, who can draw far better than me
Yes. Every news bulletin on BBC Radios 2 and 3 (and likely other channels too) since I woke up at 0630. Please stop.
Trump sues the BBC is the stupidest story ever
Of course, cover it but please, please point out - early - how stupid it is.
And don’t put it at the top of the news. Because it’s really, really stupid.
Of course, cover it but please, please point out - early - how stupid it is.
And don’t put it at the top of the news. Because it’s really, really stupid.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Yes. Every news bulletin on BBC Radios 2 and 3 (and likely other channels too) since I woke up at 0630. Please stop.
Just seen an advert for a "smart ring". I tell you something, if I overdo it on the chillies my ring smarts, right enough.
No, YOU fuck off 😘
No, YOU fuck off 😘
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just seen an advert for a "smart ring". I tell you something, if I overdo it on the chillies my ring smarts, right enough.
No, YOU fuck off 😘
No, YOU fuck off 😘
Derf said it better than me. There seems to be literally nothing that this man cannot make about himself.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Derf said it better than me. There seems to be literally nothing that this man cannot make about himself.
Good morning. Sigh.
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Good morning. Sigh.
Put the guns away, you cunts. All of you. Wherever in the world you are.
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Put the guns away, you cunts. All of you. Wherever in the world you are.
Yesterday there was a steam train.
Today there was Good Rugby, featuring my eldest.
These are good things ☺️
Today there was Good Rugby, featuring my eldest.
These are good things ☺️
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yesterday there was a steam train.
Today there was Good Rugby, featuring my eldest.
These are good things ☺️
Today there was Good Rugby, featuring my eldest.
These are good things ☺️
Ah, this idea has come round again. Lovely stuff
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Ah, this idea has come round again. Lovely stuff
When the train denoted by the headcode 1Z72 here gets a bit closer, it will be time to go down to the level crossing and watch it pass, because it is being hauled by 2 large steam locomotives, and you don't get much of that round here
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When the train denoted by the headcode 1Z72 here gets a bit closer, it will be time to go down to the level crossing and watch it pass, because it is being hauled by 2 large steam locomotives, and you don't get much of that round here
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Labour: "How can we be any more unpopular than we already are?"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Labour: "How can we be any more unpopular than we already are?"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
Obesity tsar: "Hold my beer"
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Have I mentioned that Kirsty is being exhibited, right now, in Hangzhou, China?
Alongside Durer, Manet, Picasso and Dali.
You can tell the UC to ram that right up their arses!
Have a look at this and treat yourself.
www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/products
Alongside Durer, Manet, Picasso and Dali.
You can tell the UC to ram that right up their arses!
Have a look at this and treat yourself.
www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/products
Products
Browse all products from Cut From The Land.
www.cutfromtheland.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Have I mentioned that Kirsty is being exhibited, right now, in Hangzhou, China?
Alongside Durer, Manet, Picasso and Dali.
You can tell the UC to ram that right up their arses!
Have a look at this and treat yourself.
www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/products
Alongside Durer, Manet, Picasso and Dali.
You can tell the UC to ram that right up their arses!
Have a look at this and treat yourself.
www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/products
This here is the Lord's work being done, right enough
Strays Christmas at the Chaos House: official invitation thread!
Do you want to spend Christmas Day with people but have nowhere to go? Can you get to Oxford (England)? Come to ours.
Do you want to spend Christmas Day with people but have nowhere to go? Can you get to Oxford (England)? Come to ours.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This here is the Lord's work being done, right enough
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This post aged like fine milk 😣
SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGUUUULLLLLLLS
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This post aged like fine milk 😣
This is a fantastic thread
I'm going to reproduce a saucy thread I did some years ago in the other place. It is divisive and produces many odd statements and flushes out parochial opinions.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is a fantastic thread
SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGUUUULLLLLLLS
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGUUUULLLLLLLS
This tastes exactly as you might imagine. 😋
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This tastes exactly as you might imagine. 😋
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First year selling my art at Christmas without the Other site, where most of my sales came from, as well as losing US orders to new tariffs, so it'll be a tough one - I put huge work into every order, so even if you can't buy, shares help get them in front of eyes. GRMA! www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
First year selling my art at Christmas without the Other site, where most of my sales came from, as well as losing US orders to new tariffs, so it'll be a tough one - I put huge work into every order, so even if you can't buy, shares help get them in front of eyes. GRMA! www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
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Last bit of George content
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Last bit of George content
I like this!
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I like this!
"Despite Dulcie's tears, Edmund was adamant: he would not tolerate mockery of his corduroy suit."
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Despite Dulcie's tears, Edmund was adamant: he would not tolerate mockery of his corduroy suit."
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„Lutheraner also. Nenn mir alle 95 Thesen du Bastard.“
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
„Lutheraner also. Nenn mir alle 95 Thesen du Bastard.“
Lovely sky this afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lovely sky this afternoon