Say whatever you want about how good electric or induction stoves are, I just made roasted marshmallows over my gas burner and you can pry that out of my cold dead hands.
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Say whatever you want about how good electric or induction stoves are, I just made roasted marshmallows over my gas burner and you can pry that out of my cold dead hands.
Sometimes the lady on the other end of the help line is super nice and helpful and you still want to tear your own face off by the end and that's not on her or you, it's on the garbage company you're trying to pry a single stupid service out the jaws off that you already fucking paid for.
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Sometimes the lady on the other end of the help line is super nice and helpful and you still want to tear your own face off by the end and that's not on her or you, it's on the garbage company you're trying to pry a single stupid service out the jaws off that you already fucking paid for.
"OMG I love two-toned hair!" and it's just a photo of someone who desperately needs to bleach their roots. Do better, girlie, you deserve more than that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"OMG I love two-toned hair!" and it's just a photo of someone who desperately needs to bleach their roots. Do better, girlie, you deserve more than that.
I truly believe that the greatest sin a movie can commit is being boring, followed closely by having an intriguing/promising premise and fumbling it. All else can be forgiven.
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I truly believe that the greatest sin a movie can commit is being boring, followed closely by having an intriguing/promising premise and fumbling it. All else can be forgiven.
You'd think they furlough Sisyphean tasks would be normal stuff like going to the gym and doing my dishes but actually every morning I wake up and resume my battle of talking myself out of a stupid haircut or a new piercing.
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You'd think they furlough Sisyphean tasks would be normal stuff like going to the gym and doing my dishes but actually every morning I wake up and resume my battle of talking myself out of a stupid haircut or a new piercing.
Worth it. Good Boy is a fairly straightforward horror movie but enjoyable to endure and impressive on both a technical and storytelling standpoint. Indy's adorable and I would die for him.
Alright y'all. Breaking my movie theater fast. This better be good.
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Worth it. Good Boy is a fairly straightforward horror movie but enjoyable to endure and impressive on both a technical and storytelling standpoint. Indy's adorable and I would die for him.
You know the book is good when it's about isolation and losing connection and you find yourself hesitating to read so you won't lose the narrator's last remaining friend for a little while longer
October 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You know the book is good when it's about isolation and losing connection and you find yourself hesitating to read so you won't lose the narrator's last remaining friend for a little while longer
How do I apologize to the neighbors for this furlough magically overlapping with my semiannual rediscovery of both Limp Bizkit AND Lydia Lunch? Brownies feels like not enough.
October 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How do I apologize to the neighbors for this furlough magically overlapping with my semiannual rediscovery of both Limp Bizkit AND Lydia Lunch? Brownies feels like not enough.
Ok, real question: Where do the decorative pillows go when you go to bed?? Cause like hell am I sleeping with them and throwing them on the floor feels weird?
I need this question answered before I invest in the aesthetic. Help.
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ok, real question: Where do the decorative pillows go when you go to bed?? Cause like hell am I sleeping with them and throwing them on the floor feels weird?
I need this question answered before I invest in the aesthetic. Help.