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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Cameron Lauder
@unarmedoracle.bsky.social
7.4K followers 100 following 1K posts
I was the walk that swung from your legs. I was your words, wet cast in my thoughts. (he/him; avatar by @leeleels.bsky.social) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 1h
i solemnly promise that you will live through ninja turtles in magic the gathering
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 1h
ninja turtles in magic glances harmlessly off my armour i have played warhammer for nearly 30 years there is nothing a gaming company can do to hurt me i will simply go outside
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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 3h
"there should be a following list without the implication of endorsement" cowardly, disgusting mindset. all of my followers love me unconditionally and are 100% complicit with anything i do. if i commit a crime they should be punished for it as much or more than me. it's called community
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 6h
Package tracking is a completely confabulated jumble of words to keep me pacified, right? "Arrived at departure airport" great, that part's important. "Scanned at sorting facility" I feel a single dopamine molecule spinning around the active site like a dropped saucer.
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 9h
Hank Green described my Pizzamas D&D game as "probably our coolest item"!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gC...
(also it's song Wednesday!)

Pizzamas is time limited (only 2 more days!) so please check it out if you want to read something I'm genuinely proud of.
pizzamas.com/collections/...
Being Alive
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
www.youtube.com
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 10h
I’m not sure how they can’t understand that a humanities degree from Oxford is among their last pieces of soft power
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 1d
nice afternoon
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 1d
Me, looking at several hundred dollars of unpainted warhammer miniatures: I should learn attic Greek.
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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 2d
it's not just that we rejected smart glasses 5-10 years ago, it's that the last attempt to inject them into our lives by google made this obvious: attaching a recording device to your body without the specific context of like skateboarding or motocross or w/e enables pvp globally
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Deidra Skye @deidraskye.bsky.social · 2d
btw purity ring just self-released their new album, which was inspired by nier:automata and ffx. amazing album and their first self release ever

purityring.bandcamp.com/album/purity...
Purity Ring, by Purity Ring
13 track album
purityring.bandcamp.com
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 2d
that four panel meme reading "my favourite cafe closes at 5", "my favourite closes at 4", "mine closes at 3!" and "you're trying to drink coffee after noon?"
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 2d
the two tame marine chapters the inquisition keeps on a leash being horny on main is as funny as night lords players not being able to spell anything more complex than "boobs"
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 2d
considering how eldar players responded to wraithbone being made out of matter, them being on r/magicthecirclejerking adds up
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 2d
Statistically Backed Stereotypes for Each 40k Faction. Astounding. Motion for Deathwatch to be renamed to Hotwifewatch.

www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/c...
Text tong to fit - it's a list of subreddit memberships for each of the 40k factions. Here's a sample... r/AdeptusCustodes: gundam (19.71), airforce (19.20), daytrading (16.56), sandersforpresident (9.82), centrist (6.93). Conclusion: Ex-military guys with schizophrenic politics. r/AdeptusMechanicus: pathfinder_rpg (14.05), adhdmeme (7.27), dankleft (6.07), theowlhouse (5.88), kerbalspaceprogram (5.39). Conclusion: Current stereotypes are pretty much correct. r/BloodAngels: preppers (15.98), airforce (15.74), menslib (9.04), asktrp (9.01), asktrumpsupporters (8.45). Conclusion: Black Templars got nothing on these guys.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 2d
From the mind that very nearly named Dogbert “Dildog”
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 2d
Statistically Backed Stereotypes for Each 40k Faction. Astounding. Motion for Deathwatch to be renamed to Hotwifewatch.

www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/c...
Text tong to fit - it's a list of subreddit memberships for each of the 40k factions. Here's a sample... r/AdeptusCustodes: gundam (19.71), airforce (19.20), daytrading (16.56), sandersforpresident (9.82), centrist (6.93). Conclusion: Ex-military guys with schizophrenic politics. r/AdeptusMechanicus: pathfinder_rpg (14.05), adhdmeme (7.27), dankleft (6.07), theowlhouse (5.88), kerbalspaceprogram (5.39). Conclusion: Current stereotypes are pretty much correct. r/BloodAngels: preppers (15.98), airforce (15.74), menslib (9.04), asktrp (9.01), asktrumpsupporters (8.45). Conclusion: Black Templars got nothing on these guys.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 2d
"your strength is your unity" okay man
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 3d
watching essays on shows has led to youtube serving me videos of people ... just watching those shows? and telling it to not show me those channels has just led to it serving me bleaker and bleaker looking reaction channels
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 3d
Cool
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Spooky Ghost Newfie @ellienewfie.bsky.social · 4d
Holy shit TF2 was right Shakespeare did create rocket jumping
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Kiyone @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social · 4d
lol
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 5d
I don’t mind it as much because I’m always cold, but what annoys me are the dudes who think it’s their office.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 5d
I am once again suggesting that, when we ditch this place, we reconvene in the Amazon reviews for live ladybugs.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 5d
Post broke containment and entered the realm of dads who lost custody.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 5d
A perfect food.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 5d
It’s nice afternoon.
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