Kegsbreath needs a better spokesperson. Is Kellyanne still available? Alternative facts, he needs you now.

Don’t allow golf.Trazillions in fines. Mar a Largo turned into a retirement home for vets. Kegsbreath recalled to service and court a marshal sends him to gitmo.

Whoops now we know. It wasn’t = it was.

Thank you for service so critical to preserving the rule of law. You are a fearless hero that will surely win your addition to Trump’s list.

Mum: Why did you smear spaghetti sauce all across the walls?

Karoline: This relates to a question Dad asked about the Teletubbies show I was watching, and what's interesting is that show has been taped on VHS so it's freely available for anyone to rewatch it. I'll now take a question from the dog

I wonder if he had a Pap smear also. Please some reporter ask him.

I had vertigo several years ago. After ruling out several causes, I was given anMRI on the brain. I do not claim to be a “ stable genius”. That phrase can have two meanings I surmise.true MRI did find a brain but no anomaly.

Garland may have moved much too slowly, especially in the documents case where our docs were stolen then the investigation was obstructed by Trump. Pretty clear there was a serious crime.

This is what my mother used to call “known fact”. As in, it’s a known fact that intelligence Trumps looks. Using Trump correctly.

But it was a woman. Watch the video of the bomber sitting down on a park bench.

Be like Liz!

I have seen these views from the Blue Ridge Parkway. It’s one of those depression era work projects that keep on giving. Thank you FDR and Harry Hopkins, a social worker.

Where did Epstein get his riches?

Ladies line up.

Yup its transparent that Trump is getting redacted and maybe a close relative and friend. Doles Putin have the Trump photo?

Jenna Ellis ,Chesebro, and Sydney Powell would concur but they couldn’t charge cause of that little disbarment thing.

Who else is considering jumping from the Trump train? That thin margin could mean Speaker Jeffries before mid terms. Can we say Lame duck?

Maybe she is “ snowflake level” insecure.