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Mun is 40+ | RP Parody Account
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🚫Not a lewd/ERP account!🚫
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October 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Living with you has shown me so much about myself, and how vell you and I fit together."

He'd met no one exactly or quite like her either. So selfless and giving. So strong and capable, despite the trauma she was working through.

"Food, dancing. Family... Seems it's all covered."

~
"You will be forever mine and we will be one."

Maggie gazed deep into Kurt's yellow eyes. She'd never met anyone like him.
Her fingers curled into his soft fur as she always loved to do.
(1/2)
He broke the kiss reluctantly, nose to nose, forehead to forehead. He whispered against her lips, holding her tight and yet still gently.

"Ve vill wed, and you vill be forever mine..."

He kissed her cheeks, just below her eyes, and then her eye lids. Kissing away those tears.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Stolen. Fir tomorrow. When I wake up.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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“𝕎𝔼 𝕎𝔼ℝ𝔼 ℍ𝔸𝕍𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔸 𝕄𝕆𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼! 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌, 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌!” - ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕔𝕒

| #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #CyberpunkRP ~ #EdgerunnersRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY |

A RP account of Lucy from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners.

Gore, suggestive stuff, and heavy themes will be present.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Glitter gets in my fur, and it makes me insanely itchy. I truly hate it."

"I vish I could share the experience..."
"Have you ever covered yourself in body glitter just to feel like a star? All glimmering and glittering."

"It's a little itchy."
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"This is the worst Stardew artisan good I have ever heard of."
“You wouldn’t believe how much.”

“I could pickle them and sell them for profit.”
"All of it?"

He looked deeply unhappy.

"This ist far too many gigabytes of epeens."
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"All of it?"

He looked deeply unhappy.

"This ist far too many gigabytes of epeens."
Hot Russian redheads who can kill you with a paper plate get all the e-cock.

Whether it’s wanted, or not.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Me? Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."

He was non-plussed really. He grew into adulthood around mutants, and had taught mutant children and teenagers into adolescents. Strange powers were nothing new to Kurt.

"But I am also called Kurt Wagner."

~
“….. 🎶 and the lady is minnnne. 🎵” they smoothly joined in an octave lower.

Maybe not the laugh she would’ve gotten from him freaking out, but twice as interesting. She seemed to have stumbled upon no rookie.

“My clothes are gone. The transformation burns them right up - as you can imagine +
He was, to perhaps her dismay, absolutely un-phased. Raising his eyebrows though, he does scratch the back of his head.

"I'm really only confused about vhere your clothes vent."

A smirk beneath the mask. "🎶She's a lady, whoa whoa whoa she's a lady ...🎵"
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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🕸️ Ayoooo! Share it for a DM to plot.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
He was, to perhaps her dismay, absolutely un-phased. Raising his eyebrows though, he does scratch the back of his head.

"I'm really only confused about vhere your clothes vent."

A smirk beneath the mask. "🎶She's a lady, whoa whoa whoa she's a lady ...🎵"
“Or is the cat a lady?”

Sitting there was now a regularly looking black cat, but they had just spoken, and their voice was rich in deepness.

A little smirk was on the small mouth, they were already anticipating the fun reaction they’d get this time.
Blink. Blink blink.

"Ist this lady a cat?"

Staring at @catwithspeed.bsky.social with a bemused look beneath the mask.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Blink. Blink blink.

"Ist this lady a cat?"

Staring at @catwithspeed.bsky.social with a bemused look beneath the mask.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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˗ˏˋ ◖ 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙊𝙛 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝 —— ⚡️ ◗ ´ˎ˗
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕟?— . . .

#SciFiRP#StarfinderRP#MVRP
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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🔋I said I'm not lewd you transphobic pile of shit futa accounts. Read bios. Read pins. Delete your account and have a horrible fucking decade.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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"𝕺𝖕𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘, 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓."
— 𝘿𝙧. 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚.

#MarvelRP#MVRP
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He touched her hand where it was punched in his arm, but his eyes moved away from her. Perhaps after admitting such a thing, it was hard to look anyone in the eyes, if only for a moment.

"Vas that vorth another question?"

~
“I’m sorry that happened to you.”

She watched his expression and body language. Even though she said the words, it was hard to tell whether she truly felt sorry or was simply saying it.

Caelina reached out and lightly touched his arm, as if to comfort him.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
He laughed nervously and playfully. Setting the camera aside, he drew her in close, hand cupping her cheek.

"If anyone understands the nervousness of having eyes on one's self - it's me Mein Spatzi. I may project the confidence of ten men, but I am not vithout my fears and insecurities."

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"I mean ...it's for the sake of my friend "

She said in a playful tone before shrugging her shoulders slightly.

"I think I'm more nervous about others seeing me like this you know ?"

She asked as she stepped closer to him ,her brows shooting up.

~
"I'm surprised we ended up doing this at all!" He laughed, shaking his head a little. "I do know, you are a bit self conscious for this even though you have the look and body of a super model."

He picked up his second camera, adjusting the lens. "Did you know Spider-Man is a photographer?"

~
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Kurt smiled, nodding a bit. He understood Denji's apprehension. They were strangers after all.

"This place... It's not a perfect secret of course. It's protected both by international law and by the strange denizens. But over the years... It has been the business of my team and I to..."

He paused.
Wisteria sighed in exasperation and only continued to cook their food, glancing at Jiaying as she began to ready bowls of the stewed fruit.

"Jia— Ahem." Wisteria corrected herself as she approached the white-haired woman, "Empress, let's let the girl be. She'll likely tucker herself out anyways."
“𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝..“

↪︎ It’s not as if this could be some trap under the pretense of helping a friend. They were only newly met so it left a bit of wonder; if maybe they were being played.

@upon-crow-tears.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Kurt." He took her hand, offering her a warm and easy smile. "Kurt Wagner. I'm what is called in my home as a mutant - a human being born with a variety of unique genetic differences. Some of us have... powers. Others, simply physical variations."

He was blue, golden glowing eyes, a tail...

~
aerith drifted to his side. midgar stretched out below them with all its metal, smoke, neon, and noise. she glanced up at him.

“hey… for what it’s worth? i think you look wonderful. different isn’t bad. different saved my life a few minutes ago.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"The X isn't donned before heroism. The desire in the heart to change the world, save people? To use our humanity-feared powers for the good of ALL mankind? No, the X suits you because that was what was inside you all along."
His cheeks warmed with a blush.
“You honor me, sir. I’m just trying to live up to the example you and the other veterans have set.”
"You are a Legend yourself. Everyone who vears the X? Ve put our lives, sometimes more, on the line for hope. For the sake of those who cannot defend themselves."
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"I mean, it vas fine. But it always gave new vaitors a pause. That one young voman seemed totally shocked by it!"

He placed his hands on his hips, a huge smile of his own. He was incredibly grateful this place existed and that he could make his old friend smile once more.

~
“That sounds great, and delicious. So how often are you here showing off to friends Kurt?”

She'd ask him teasingly, smile on her face as she looked around. Amazement in her eyes, wonder in her smile. So much had changed in their lives, yet somehow this place hadn't changed a bit

"I am too. I come once a month, usually for a full Sicilian pie when I want to show off to friends."

He led her in, the decor and tables almost exactly how she left them last. Before space, before Krakoa. Before their lives had gone Galactic and International.

~
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"Vell, and he is Ka-zars. But yes, I vish the same."
“Same here, wish ah could keep him and let him roam around the mansion.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I think I could fly if you throw me over
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM