Jesse Wolfhagen
uncertainarch.bsky.social
Jesse Wolfhagen
@uncertainarch.bsky.social
Bayesian Zooarchaeologist, studying animal domestication and philosophical questions like "how many cows were in this pit?"

GitHub: https://github.com/wolfhagenj
OSF: https://osf.io/va7ye/
Reposted by Jesse Wolfhagen
if you are unfamiliar with my personal most referenced dan mcquade piece i talk about it basically any time rocky is mentioned www.phillymag.com/news/2013/09...
How Far Did Rocky Go in His Training Run in 'Rocky II'?
Rocky wasn't just a boxer. He was a marathoner.
www.phillymag.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Reposted by Jesse Wolfhagen
This ancient Mesopotamian carved rock is a forgery, purporting to come from an even more ancient time. The writing on it is extremely fake and old timey in a way that is obvious to archaeologists. It includes the line 'this is not a lie, it is indeed the truth' www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...
monument | British Museum
Cruciform stone monument; inscribed on every face with about 346 lines of archaising writing.
www.britishmuseum.org
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
No! No!!
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ah yes, just as Scalia said in DC vs Heller, "you can't have guns"
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Imagining getting this mad at the "hell yeah" guy

(aside from all the other important research you do!)
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM