aka Uncle Cracker
@unclecracker.bsky.social
Blue opinions herein
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
Hey, MAGA!
Remember this? 14 months ago?
You chuckleheads threw your healthcare away AND your children’s hopes because “eggs are too expensive”
Be like Indiana and repent!
Remember this? 14 months ago?
You chuckleheads threw your healthcare away AND your children’s hopes because “eggs are too expensive”
Be like Indiana and repent!
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hey, MAGA!
Remember this? 14 months ago?
You chuckleheads threw your healthcare away AND your children’s hopes because “eggs are too expensive”
Be like Indiana and repent!
Remember this? 14 months ago?
You chuckleheads threw your healthcare away AND your children’s hopes because “eggs are too expensive”
Be like Indiana and repent!
Joe Kernen, CNBC, will advise on proper chin strap use
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Joe Kernen, CNBC, will advise on proper chin strap use
… Trump wants to wear an eyepatch
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
… Trump wants to wear an eyepatch
The "Party of Fiscal Responsibility" is pretty fucking quiet as the Trumps and Kushners loot the Treasury, as farmers are paid off due to the idiot's tariff fiasco, as Elon gets more action, as Argentina gets fluffed and a giant "ballroom" is built...
Where is your Grover Norquist NOW, Thune?
Where is your Grover Norquist NOW, Thune?
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The "Party of Fiscal Responsibility" is pretty fucking quiet as the Trumps and Kushners loot the Treasury, as farmers are paid off due to the idiot's tariff fiasco, as Elon gets more action, as Argentina gets fluffed and a giant "ballroom" is built...
Where is your Grover Norquist NOW, Thune?
Where is your Grover Norquist NOW, Thune?
Junior, in his illegitimate role as CEO, just had his new company awarded $620 million of “Department of War” loot for some faulty product or service, our money!
Blatant corruption, nary a word in MSM, a shrug.
Looking forward to his arrest.
Blatant corruption, nary a word in MSM, a shrug.
Looking forward to his arrest.
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Junior, in his illegitimate role as CEO, just had his new company awarded $620 million of “Department of War” loot for some faulty product or service, our money!
Blatant corruption, nary a word in MSM, a shrug.
Looking forward to his arrest.
Blatant corruption, nary a word in MSM, a shrug.
Looking forward to his arrest.
… the smug grin says:
“… I think I look like Ice Man …”
“… I think I look like Ice Man …”
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
… the smug grin says:
“… I think I look like Ice Man …”
“… I think I look like Ice Man …”
“… I like a full bush”
- Herb Melnick
- Herb Melnick
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“… I like a full bush”
- Herb Melnick
- Herb Melnick
“Fazio, arrest di colore arancione one …”
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“Fazio, arrest di colore arancione one …”
O’Leary has lost control, looks like fucking John Barrymore!
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
O’Leary has lost control, looks like fucking John Barrymore!
CNN gives a 90 second sing-song “isn’t this cute” explanation of Trump sleeping in public with nary a mention of the dangers this portends. Note also a particularly vacuous analysis by the AP “reporter”.
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
CNN gives a 90 second sing-song “isn’t this cute” explanation of Trump sleeping in public with nary a mention of the dangers this portends. Note also a particularly vacuous analysis by the AP “reporter”.
Father: Bulls player and Croat national, Toni Kukoc
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Father: Bulls player and Croat national, Toni Kukoc
Hegseth office;
“In case of fog of lies”
“In case of fog of lies”
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hegseth office;
“In case of fog of lies”
“In case of fog of lies”
… jacket looks familiar
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
… jacket looks familiar
“ … may live to 200”
Doc Ronny Jackson, 100 proof
Doc Ronny Jackson, 100 proof
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“ … may live to 200”
Doc Ronny Jackson, 100 proof
Doc Ronny Jackson, 100 proof
… you know that those of us who go with “EZ dip” or “lightly dipped” would not consider more juice a reward… you better ask, may have insulted us a little bit …
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
… you know that those of us who go with “EZ dip” or “lightly dipped” would not consider more juice a reward… you better ask, may have insulted us a little bit …